so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Villages Defended: 5
Ores Mined: 9932 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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