Are you tired of dealing with poop on the toilet seat every single time your boyfriend goes to the bathroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from this crappy situation! Join us for a poop-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore without any unwanted surprises in the bathroom.

Our server is the ideal place for anyone who is tired of cleaning up after their significant other’s messy bathroom habits. Say goodbye to screaming matches over poop on the toilet seat and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the poop drama behind for good. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your bathroom woes? Don’t be the asshole for screaming at your boyfriend, just join us and game on without any poop-related distractions!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
Dragon Scales Harvested: 223 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Endless E-dang we forgot the brackets Vanilla SMP: Forget the Prox Chat 18+ Whitelist

    Endless E-dang we forgot the brackets Vanilla SMP: Forget the Prox Chat 18+ Whitelist
    Welcome to Endless Eden – Your Home in the Minecraft Universe!

    What We Offer:

    – Survival Paradise: Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, our survival world offers a balanced experience for everyone. Survive, thrive, and build your dream creations in a friendly and grief-free environment.
    – Community-Driven: We believe in the power of community. Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and participate in community events. Your voice matters here.
    – Regular Updates: Our dedicated staff team is committed to keeping the server fresh and exciting with regular updates, events, and features. Your Minecraft adventure will never get stale.
    – Custom Features: Experience unique gameplay with our custom plugins and features that give Vanilla a much needed Quality of Life update. Check out of Discord for a full list of Plugins and Data Packs!
    – Friendly and Active Staff: Our staff is always available to assist you and ensure a fun and fair gaming environment. Have questions or need help? We’ve got you covered.

    >We have a world border that will open when we update to 1.21

    >We have not opened the end up yet – we are all still very early game

    How to Join:

    FAQ – Questions & Answers:

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Add mc_fayeth on Discord and fill out an application on our Discord server.
    Q: When will the world border open? A: The world border will open when the server updates to version 1.21.
    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: No, we have a grief-free environment to ensure a positive experience for all players.
    Q: Are there any custom features on the server? A: Yes, we have custom plugins and features for a unique gameplay experience. Check out our Discord for a full list.
    Q: How can I connect with other players on the server? A: Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and participate in community events.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Cobblemc

    Cobblemc

    * **__WONDERING HOW TO JOIN?__**

    > **The instructions on how to join our Minecraft server are play.cobblemc.fun**

    *   **HAVING CONNECTION ISSUES?**

    > **We have a professional, experienced and trained staff team to help you as efficiently as possible.**

    * **General links**

    > **Website – https://cobblemc.fun**

    > **dc -**https://discord.com/invite/cobblemc**

    > **Webstore – https://discord.com/invite

    ​​/cobblemc**

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Wildwoods SMP: Where the trees are wild and the players are even wilder! Join now on version 1.20.1!

    Wildwoods SMP: Where the trees are wild and the players are even wilder! Join now on version 1.20.1!

    Welcome to Wildwoods SMP!

    This is a brand new server featuring a handful of QoL mods including (but not limited to): Sophisticated Backpacks, Biomes O’ Plenty, Aquaculture, Farmer’s Delight, and more! The world you will join is completely fresh, amplified by our hand-picked selection of mods and enhanced by you, the player! Nothing too complicated OR too simple here, Minecraft players new and old will find their place.

    By “Wildwoods”, we mean the great outdoors. The members of this team consist entirely of lovers of everything outside! Because of this, we want to create a sanctuary for those who feel the same (or even those who don’t!). We intend to create this SMP’s very own wildlife conservation center. Although our team is small currently, we intend on making this big. Cool people preferred, no pedophiles please (long story)

    If all of this sounds fun and you want a piece of the pie, apply here! The whitelist exists solely to preserve the integrity of our community, not to exclude players. Everyone is welcome!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server without applying? No, filling out the application form is necessary to join the server.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to maintain a positive and friendly atmosphere. They will be provided to you upon acceptance into the server.
    How often is the server updated? We aim to update the server regularly to ensure stability, security, and to add new features/mods.
    Can I invite my friends to join the server? Yes, you can invite your friends to join as long as they also fill out the application form.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Crops Grown: 9557
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Gods Slained: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Zombie Dances: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 4055

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Gentleman348MCQ&A

    Gentleman348MCQ&A

    Join our Minecraft server and ask a gentleman with 348 million wives anything you want! Don’t worry, he’s a pro at multitasking. Plus, we’re all working together to build omnicities in Greenland – because who needs just one city when you can have a whole bunch?! Come join the fun and let’s create some epic builds together!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • AdmitCraft

    AdmitCraft

    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with a bunch of clueless players who refuse to acknowledge the awesomeness of this server? Well, it’s time to put an end to the nonsense and join us for some epic gameplay. Trust us, you’ll be basking in fame and glory in no time! 😉 Let’s show those naysayers what real Minecraft fun is all about!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • RussianPatriotsVSWesternFemme

    RussianPatriotsVSWesternFemme

    Join our Minecraft server and find out why Russian girls are more patriotic than western women! Maybe it’s because they always have a flag handy to wave in battle, or maybe it’s because they know how to survive in the cold harsh landscape like true warriors. Whatever the reason, come join us and see for yourself – just watch out for any sudden vodka parties!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Potions Brewed: 64
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Ores Mined: 6006
    Star Shards Collected: 54 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Allay SMP VS Hypixel

    Allay SMP VS Hypixel

    Hypixel VS Allay SMP

    Hypixel

    Pros Cons
    Large player base Can be crowded and overwhelming
    Various mini-games and activities Less focus on traditional survival gameplay
    Active and constantly updated Potential server lag due to high player count

    Allay SMP

    Pros Cons
    Focus on survival gameplay Smaller player base
    Optional PvP and war system Limited mini-games and activities
    Community driven and harmonious atmosphere Potentially slower content updates

    FAQ

    What is the main focus of Hypixel?

    Hypixel is known for its variety of mini-games and activities catering to a large player base.

    What is the main focus of Allay SMP?

    Allay SMP focuses on traditional survival gameplay with the added option of PvP and wars for strategic conflicts.

    Which server has a larger player base?

    Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Allay SMP.

    Which server offers a more community-driven atmosphere?

    Allay SMP is known for its harmonious community and focus on fostering a peaceful environment.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Animals Bred: 132

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Chungushavoc

    Chungushavoc

    Are you searching for a survival server that combines both RPGs and Vanilla? Look no further than ChungusHoavoc, which focuses on RPGs and Vanilla. Our worlds are created with custom-made bosses so that you, as a player, can enjoy the game and play the RPGs in your own unique way.

    Why us?1. Cracked SupportWe support cracked clients to join our minecraft server, allowing everyone to join the server for free!2. Asia BasedOur server is located in Singapore, hence the very first few RPG servers out there in Asia Region.3. Legendary BossesWe have purposely purchases and created different bosses to better enjoy the overall experience of RPG.4. Legendary ExpeditionJoin forces with fellow Minecrafters in an epic saga, where challenges become triumphs and every moment is a chance for greatness.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Emeralds Found: 6128 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • OPENING A SERVERMOONCORE FREE DONATION /free Minecraft server

    OPENING A SERVERMOONCORE FREE DONATION /free Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “OPENING THE SERVERMOONCORE FREE DONATE free” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9167
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The Longbirch Vanguard: Where you can roleplay as a Minecraft tree with a class, quests, and a suspiciously long mount!

    The Longbirch Vanguard: Where you can roleplay as a Minecraft tree with a class, quests, and a suspiciously long mount!

    Minecraft Server: MC.LVRPG.NET

    Java Version: 1.20.1

    Dynamic Map Wiki Discord Trailer

    A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experienceEmbark on an epic journey in the realm of Longbirch! Forge alliances with diverse races, battle dark forces, and rebuild a shattered land. Explore fantastical towns and locales, hone your skills, and uncover ancient secrets. Will you be the hero to unite Longbirch or succumb to the shadows? Join us and shape the destiny of a kingdom!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock Edition? Unfortunately, the server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
    Is the server PVP or PVE focused? The server offers a mix of both PVP and PVE elements, allowing players to choose their preferred playstyle.
    Are there specific rules or guidelines for players to follow? Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server.
    How often are updates and new content added to the server? We strive to provide weekly updates and add new content regularly to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.
    Can players create their own towns or structures in the game? Yes, players are encouraged to build their own towns and structures within the server, adding to the immersive world of Longbirch.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MinePirata VS Hypixel

    MinePirata VS Hypixel
    Hypixel MinePirata
    Pros Pros
    – Largest Minecraft server with a wide variety of minigames – Unique pirate-themed server with custom features
    – Active player base and community – Survival PVP mode
    – Regular updates and events – Battle Pass feature
    – Professional and experienced staff team – Daily rewards and prize boxes
    – Well-developed and polished gameplay experiences – Ability to create your own team
    Cons Cons
    – High level of competition in minigames may be intimidating for new players – Smaller player base compared to Hypixel

    FAQ

    Is Hypixel or MinePirata better for minigames?

    Hypixel is better known for its wide variety of minigames and large player base, making it a preferred choice for those looking to play competitive or casual minigames. However, MinePirata offers a unique pirate-themed experience with custom features that may appeal to players looking for a different gameplay experience.

    Which server has a more active community?

    Hypixel has a larger and more active player base compared to MinePirata. This can result in quicker matchmaking times and more opportunities to engage with the community through events and activities.

    Does MinePirata offer any unique features or modes?

    Yes, MinePirata offers a Survival PVP mode, a Battle Pass feature, daily rewards, prize boxes, the ability to create your own team, and more. These unique features add a personal touch to the gameplay experience on MinePirata.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • PROSPERITY: No Diamonds, Only Dirt…and maybe a little bit of drama 😉 110% Plant-Based Earthy Goodness

    PROSPERITY: No Diamonds, Only Dirt…and maybe a little bit of drama ;) 110% Plant-Based Earthy Goodness

    Prosperity Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Focus High-level building and technical gameplay
    Community Talented and friendly players from around the world
    Features Survival and creative modes, extensive resources, regular updates

    Join Us:

    Join & Get WhitelistedWebsite / Map


    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    1. What is the main focus of Prosperity Minecraft Server?

    Prosperity is a survival server focused on high-level building and technical gameplay. It provides a platform for talented players to showcase their building skills and experiment with new ideas.

    2. How long has Prosperity been active?

    Prosperity has been running for nearly 3 years, attracting a dedicated community of players who are passionate about Minecraft.

    3. What makes Prosperity unique compared to other servers?

    Prosperity offers a cooperative community for building projects, a wide range of renewable resources, quick game updates, and a strong focus on technical gameplay for engineers.

    4. Is griefing or trolling a concern on Prosperity?

    No, with a strong community focus, players do not need to worry about griefing, trolls, or claims disrupting their work on the server.

    5. What type of performance can players expect on Prosperity?

    Prosperity ensures fast and reliable performance with 20 TPS, dedicated hardware, extensive backups, and open-source mods for a seamless gaming experience.

    6. How can I join Prosperity Minecraft Server?

    You can join the server by visiting the Discord channel and following the whitelisting process.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Opgens

    Opgens

    Welcome to OpGens, the ultimate Minecraft Tycoon server where you can embark on an epic journey of resource management and empire building! OpGens offers a thrilling array of features designed to enhance your gaming experience:

    🖨️ 32+ Generators🐶 40+ Custom pets💎 Battlepass🎗️ 99+ Prestiges🪖 99+ Rebirths⌛ Hourly events🌋 Dungeons⛏️ 17 Mines⚒️ 60+ Miningupgrades✔️ Vote Streak with rewards✔️ Offlinevotes📌 Playerwarps✨ Chest-Shops🏠 Island bases

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Steal SMP

    The Steal SMP
    Come join at The Steal SMP.Cross Platform – JAVA / BEDROCK/ craked ALLOWEDJobs – Custom Biomes – Shop / Warp – Sethome / Tpa / Back – Crates / Ranks – Economy – Super Friendly Community – Streamers / Youtubers – Events/Tournaments – Auction House – Quests – Achievements✅ Daily reward » /ndailyreward✅ Starting kit » /kit✅ Bank » /bank🚨Reminders🚨Its an international server so english only.No messenger GCRespect. English. ReadJava are 1.10 to 1.20.4 … bedrock is from 1.20.4 to latest)

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Animals Bred: 96 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • EliteBreweryMC

    EliteBreweryMC

    Join our Minecraft server where you can drink virtual beer in a pixelated restaurant! Don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the effects as you try to survive and thrive in our blocky world. Who needs to be human when you can be a Minecraft character, right? It’s all about living your best virtual life and having fun. So leave the pricey restaurants and come join us where you truly belong – building and exploring in Minecraft. Let’s craft and laugh together!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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