Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Dimension Hops: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 89
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Potions Brewed: 54

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Villages Defended: 20 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 4574

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Gods Slained: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Crops Grown: 2043

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ores Mined: 8199
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyChristmasWishlist

    CraftyChristmasWishlist
    Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

    But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

    So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

    ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 44 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

    Food Frenzy Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 51 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dimension Hops: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

    The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

    Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Falling into the Void: 2 Ores Mined: 9504
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 117
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MILFyBabysitAITA

    MILFyBabysitAITA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

    Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

    But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

    So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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