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Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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