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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Towns Built: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
Secret Passages Found: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
Alien Abductions: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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