Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

    Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

    Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 73 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BedroomBanishmentCraft

    BedroomBanishmentCraft
    Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

    Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

    Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

    GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyRedditFAQs

    CraftyRedditFAQs
    Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival

    RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival
    lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

    we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 277 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Ribbed Dome Craft

    Ribbed Dome Craft
    so liek, imagine a world where u can build the most epic structures with ribs and vaults and stuff. we got scientists on this server, man, they’re like geniuses or something. they’re all about nature and patterns and making ur builds strong and beautiful.

    u gotta join this server, dude. it’s like the wild west but with blocks. we’re all about unleashing ur creativity and making ur buildings stand out from the rest. forget about boring old buildings, we’re all about that futuristic, nature-inspired vibe.

    come hang with us and build the craziest stuff u can imagine. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

    Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

    Vibe Time Minecraft Server

    Server Type Vanilla
    Version Java 1.21
    Duration 4 months

    Overview:

    Vibe Time is a smaller vanilla community server that has been operating for around four months on Java 1.21. We’re looking for anyone who can dedicate some time to our server and hopefully be open to making some new friends. The server is focused on social and creative aspects of Minecraft with a slower paced gameplay.

    Current world status: The world has been open for four months, with the ender dragon recently beaten. The server has no plans to reset the world in the future.

    Economy and features: The diamond-based economy will be established with a shopping district near spawn. Events with rewards are held occasionally, and plans for a system beyond maximum enchantments are in progress.

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join the Discord server and fill out the application form provided by Nonectwi.
    Is the server purely vanilla? Yes, the server is vanilla with some additional features planned.
    Are there any plans for world resets? No, there are no plans to reset the current world.
    How often are events held on the server? Events are held occasionally, but frequency may vary depending on the season.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9239 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

    L e o n  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

    Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Void Gems Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

    Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Magic Items Found: 4520

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

    SibSplitLifeInsureCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

    Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

    Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

    VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

    CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness
    Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 408 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Butterfly Wings Server

    Butterfly Wings Server
    Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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