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Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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