Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of trying to save some extra cash? Look no further! Our server is like getting a massage and dinner for two with a $250 voucher, but with a 20% discount on your first visit. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you into tipping more than you planned – we appreciate the savings just like you do! Join us for a relaxing and discount-filled gaming experience like no other. Who needs expensive tips when you can tip your hat to our amazing deals instead?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Epic Battles Fought: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Skillz4Blocks

    Skillz4Blocks
    Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

    Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

    DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition
    so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Villages Defended: 20 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Train Escape Fun Land

    Train Escape Fun Land
    yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

    imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.

    so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Tipsy Pixel Party

    Tipsy Pixel Party
    so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

    oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

    so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Ores Mined: 7819
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

    Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Runes Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9873
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • “Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

    Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

    So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Mythical Swords Crafted: 81
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

    SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

    Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

    But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

    Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

    EvacuateMiltonMC SMP
    Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

    Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

    Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • HateHypeFoodCraft

    HateHypeFoodCraft
    Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HackersRUs Minecraft Server

    HackersRUs Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how ukraine is all about hackers and stuff, well this server is like the ultimate hacker playground, but in a totally legal way, u know? like, we have so many crazy cyberattacks happening all the time, it’s like a constant battle between good and evil, but in minecraft form. u gotta join this server if u wanna test ur hacking skills and see if u can outsmart the other players. plus, u never know when the ukrainian court might show up and sentence u to some crazy punishment for being too good at hacking. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and see if u have what it takes to be a cyber warrior in this epic minecraft server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyChopsticks

    CraftyChopsticks
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling is your jaw from all the epic builds and crazy adventures. our server is so lit, even chinese stocks are like “woah, that’s a big fall”. we have growth concerns too, like how big our diamond castle is gonna get or how many creepers we can blow up in one go. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this rollercoaster of a server. join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Dimension Hops: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Alzheimer’s Friendly Server

    Alzheimer’s Friendly Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. If you join, you’ll be like, meeting new peeps every day, because, like, you’ll forget who they are from that Alzheimer’s you got. But don’t worry, it’s all good vibes here, man. You’ll be like, “Who are you again?” and they’ll be like, “I’m your new best friend, bro!” It’s like a party every day, dude. Join now and forget all your problems, literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Virus Brush: The Antibiotic Quest

    Virus Brush: The Antibiotic Quest
    so, like, u ever thought about how ur toothbrush could be, like, the key to saving humanity? well, on our server, we believe that the next big antibiotic could be a virus living on ur toothbrush! join us and embark on a wild adventure to discover the magical powers of toothbrush viruses. who knows, u might just save the world while building epic structures and battling creepers. come join us, cuz ur toothbrush is more powerful than u think!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Emeralds Found: 9561 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Blocky Beat-Off Minecraft Server

    Blocky Beat-Off Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive mini-game where you have to guess which flash games our players have…ahem…enjoyed the most. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the weirdest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

    Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild than our builds is our players’ imaginations! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

    Looking for a place to unleash your inner creativity? Look no further! Our server is like F-List for Minecraft, where you can roleplay to your heart’s content and create characters with the wildest fetishes and interests you can think of. Build your own kink-filled world and find like-minded players to join you on the journey!

    But that’s not all – our server is equipped with a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your craziest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the chaos happening in real-time.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with trilogies as you are? Whether it’s books, video games, or movies, we’ve got it all covered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for creepers along the way!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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