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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4183	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Secret Passages Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Crops Grown:	9211
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8033

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Potions Brewed:	185
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Astral Projections Made:	3
Towns Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!