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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Void Gems Collected:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	185	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Crops Grown:	5267	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Animals Bred:	106	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6776	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Towns Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4442	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crops Grown:	6947	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4032	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Animals Bred:	51

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.