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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Buildings Constructed:	50
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	3869

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchantments Applied:	185	Emeralds Found:	5949
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ores Mined:	3075	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	228

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Runes Activated:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Magic Items Found:	3868
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.