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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	909128	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	76
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crops Grown:	9567

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	160
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8700
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4022
Dragon Eggs Found:	6478	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Chimeras Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Villages Defended:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	204	Farms Harvested:	201

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!