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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Potions Brewed:	85

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	132	Void Gems Collected:	37
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Towns Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3880	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.