TinyDickCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1024	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Void Gems Collected:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	7855
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	638	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4487	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	1856

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8127	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Towns Built:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.