Tiny Brain Big Deal | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Creepy Eyeliner Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old politics and looking for some entertainment that’s actually worth watching? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and witness Vance’s fabulous eyeliner distract players during intense PvP battles. Who knew a 40-year-old man could rock makeup better than most beauty gurus? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Introverted Miner Minecraft SMP

Classroom, classroom dynamics, classroom management, Communication, confusion, education, Etiquette, exclusion, exclusionary behavior, group dynamics, introduction, introverted, Minecraft, miner, peer pressure, public speaking, Self-expression, smp, social cues, Social Interaction, social norms, STUDENT, Teacher, teacher-student interaction

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally introduce yourself without getting cut off by the teacher! No more being the only one left out, here everyone gets a chance to shine! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the coolest kid in school. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become the ultimate introvert superstar!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
New Chunks Explored:	791618	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mines Excavated:	2826	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PuppyParvoPanic Minecraft Server

abandoned puppy, animal rescue, disease prevention, dog health, Minecraft, parvo, pet adoption, pet anxiety, pet behavior, pet care, pet diseases, pet exposure, pet guilt, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet socialization, pet vaccines, pet wellness, PuppyParvoPanic, Server, unvaccinated dog, vaccination, veterinary care

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time we adopted a puppy during a hurricane only to find out she had Parvo. But wait, it gets crazier – turns out, the brother of our server owner never vaccinated his dog and blamed us for the whole mess! Can you believe it?

But fear not, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who always have each other’s backs, even in the most absurd situations. So come on in and experience the wildest adventures, the most outrageous stories, and the most unexpected friendships. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Potions Brewed:	136	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PreggoProbsMC

Boundaries, communication breakdown, drama avoidance, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, messy relationships, personal responsibility, PreggoProbsMC, pregnant and homeless, pregnant girlfriend, pregnant woman, self-care, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, temporary living situation, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love vs enabling, wedding planning stress

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Looking for a place to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further!

Join us for a wild ride filled with on-again, off-again relationships, unexpected pregnancies, and roommates kicking each other out left and right. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

Don’t worry about dealing with moody pregnant women or family members trying to guilt trip you into letting them move in. On our server, the only thing you’ll be dealing with is building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

So come on in and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to connect with? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dimension Hops:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WebSurfMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building generic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate virtual rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a chicken and accidentally summoned a horde of zombie chickens to take over the server. Or how about the time we held a dance party in the Nether and ended up starting a full-blown zombie rave?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players can saddle up their swine and compete for the title of fastest pig racer in the land. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up their dragons in the most outrageous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyChallenges

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Have you ever tried playing Minecraft blindfolded, with one hand tied behind your back, and a parrot on your shoulder squawking random crafting recipes in your ear? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as you navigate through our custom-built world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and lava waterfalls that flow in reverse. Don’t worry, our resident wizard will be there to guide you through the madness…unless he accidentally turns himself into a chicken again.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? Done. How about building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course…we don’t want to clean up actual brain matter). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PvPokeWar: Russian Roulette

CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, military conflict, Military operations, Pokrovsk direction, political tensions, prisoner abuse, PvPokeWar, roulette, russia ukraine conflict, Russian, Russian forces, Ukrainian prisoners of war, violence, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, war zone

come join our minecraft server where we have russian forces shooting 16 ukrainian prisoners of war in the pokrovsk direction!!!!! it’s a wild ride, folks. but don’t worry, we have respawn so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem. build your own prison camp or try to escape from one, the possibilities are endless! plus, our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hurricane Havoc: Death & Destruction

black communities, climate change, community resilience, death, Destruction, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster research, emergency response, environmental impact, excess deaths, extreme weather events, Havoc, Hurricane, hurricane aftermath, infant mortality, long-term effects, mortality rates, natural disasters, public health, scientific study, social disparities, tropical cyclones, vulnerable populations

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE ONLY HURRICANE YOU’LL EXPERIENCE IS THE STORM OF FUN AND EXCITEMENT! WE’VE GOT MORE DEATHS THAN A HURRICANE AFTERMATH, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ALL VIRTUAL AND HILARIOUS!

WE’VE ANALYZED 501 TROPICAL CYCLONES AND FOUND THAT THE BEST WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO JOIN OUR SERVER AND BUILD A VIRTUAL BUNKER. OUR POPULATION IS AS DIVERSE AS THE AFTERMATH OF A HURRICANE, WITH INFANTS AND BLACK PLAYERS DOMINATING THE LANDSCAPE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE VIRTUAL STORM OF A LIFETIME! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

What are Minecraft servers like Lifestealing ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Lifestealing include:

1. LifestealCraft – This server offers a similar Lifesteal experience with custom features and events to keep players engaged.

2. LifestealPvP – A PvP-focused server with a Lifesteal twist, allowing players to battle it out in intense combat scenarios.

3. LifestealSurvival – If you enjoy the survival aspect of Lifestealing, this server provides a similar experience with unique challenges and features.

4. LifestealFactions – Join a faction and conquer the competition on this server, which combines Lifesteal elements with faction gameplay for an exciting adventure.

5. LifestealCreative – For those who prefer creative mode, this server offers a Lifesteal twist on building and creating, allowing players to showcase their skills in a unique environment.

Whichever server you choose, you’re sure to find a fun and engaging experience that resembles the excitement of Lifestealing. Join a community of players who love immersive gameplay and discover your new favorite Minecraft server today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HELLMINE – THE MOST HELLISH SERVER Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “HELLMINE – THE MOST HELLISH SERVER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, Character Sheet, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, patch notes, patches, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, skse, Skyrim, Social, stealthy edition, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as stealthy as a sneaky Khajiit? Look no further! Our server is so secretive, even the Thieves Guild would be impressed.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and a community crazier than Sheogorath himself. Need a break from slaying dragons in Skyrim? Check out our sister threads for some adult fun or lore discussions that will make even the most seasoned loremaster’s head spin.

And don’t worry about starting from scratch – we’ve got a treasure trove of mods and patches to make your journey easier. So grab your sword, sharpen your arrows, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of Tamriel. Just watch out for mudcrabs – those little guys are vicious!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ores Mined:	8295	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anime, Chat, clocktits, Community, Edition, FANART, Gaming, general, lewd, lewd content, memes, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, Slutposting, smp, virtual youtuber, vtsg, Vtuber, vtuber girls, waifu

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GrannyGriefMC Server

GrannyGriefMC, Server

Are you tired of dealing with pretentious players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let loose in a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a player comes along and tells you that your design isn’t realistic for a medieval setting. Who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Not you! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone raining on your parade.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine mining away peacefully when someone tries to show off their knowledge by bragging about their science A level. Seriously, who needs that kind of showboating? Not you! On our server, we value creativity and fun over trying to one-up each other.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a strict “no interrupting conversations to talk about random characters” policy. Because let’s face it, nobody likes a conversation hog.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can be yourself, build to your heart’s content, and leave the pretentious players behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	1608

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftingWifeRage

aita, Approval, Asshole, Boss, CraftingWifeRage, full-time, grind, instructor, locked door, mic, mute, office, remote class, Respect, sign, Wife, work time, working from home

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of working from home? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual getaway where your boss can’t interrupt your meetings and your spouse can’t barge in on your gaming time.

Imagine building your dream castle without any distractions, except maybe a creeper or two. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow, away from the real world drama.

And hey, if your boss or spouse do happen to find their way onto the server, just blame it on a glitch in the matrix. We won’t tell anyone your secret escape plan. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	68	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SadBoiMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken statues that shoot fireworks, and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s dormant… probably).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9743
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchantments Applied:	290	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0