Tiny Brain Big Deal | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Feeling Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GFsMarathonNoShow

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	179	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Gouty Villagers

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

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LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

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The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CakeWarsCraft

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Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

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Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Mines Excavated:	1166	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Alien Abductions:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CreeperCruncher42

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	647884	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	9376	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	A New World
Server Discord	Join Discord
Description	Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Farms Harvested:	339
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	412772

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1