lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tiny brains but BIG DREAMS! our fruit fly diagram is gonna blow ur mind and transform ur whole dang neuroscience game. u wanna level up ur brain cells? come join us and see the magic happen. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just unlock the secret to telepathically communicating with fruit flies. imagine the possibilities, man. so what u waitin for? come on over and let’s get weird together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Villages Defended: 9
Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

    TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your co-parenting situation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

    Imagine trading Halloween for Diwali celebrations on our server – where you can trick-or-treat one minute and do Puja the next! Will you choose Halloween or Diwali? Or maybe both? The choice is yours, just like the custody agreement in this wild tale.

    Experience the rush of travel, the thrill of cultural experiences, and the chaos of trying to balance it all. Will you be able to navigate through the craziness like this mom did? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez

    Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so bonkers that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 196 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyComfortFood

    CraftyComfortFood
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

    So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyBlowbackIsrael

    CraftyBlowbackIsrael
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixel Pervs Anonymous

    Pixel Pervs Anonymous
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

    Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

    And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

    Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Farms Harvested: 614
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Runes Activated: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 7123
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 142 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3925 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Runes Activated: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Star Shards Collected: 277
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 497709 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Mines Excavated: 3009 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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