lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tiny brains but BIG DREAMS! our fruit fly diagram is gonna blow ur mind and transform ur whole dang neuroscience game. u wanna level up ur brain cells? come join us and see the magic happen. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just unlock the secret to telepathically communicating with fruit flies. imagine the possibilities, man. so what u waitin for? come on over and let’s get weird together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mines Excavated: 3962

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

    Nude Creeper Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 482 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

    Cock Smell Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Towns Built: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

    DivorceCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

    Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

    So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 395
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CheaterBustersMC

    CheaterBustersMC
    Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

    So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

    Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCrushesMC

    CraftyCrushesMC
    Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BeirutBoomCraft

    BeirutBoomCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Enchantments Applied: 184 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trans Men Menstruation Madness

    Trans Men Menstruation Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5861
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 283 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Dimension Hops: 11
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Farms Harvested: 522 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 323
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Magic Items Found: 8185 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 294

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 121 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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