Tiny Brain Big Deal | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8758	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	831
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7649	Falling into the Void:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	135	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3733

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6