Step right up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and travel back in time to have a hilarious chat with your younger self! That’s right, you can give your past self all the advice and wisdom you wish you had growing up. Want to warn yourself about that embarrassing haircut you got in middle school? Done. Want to tell yourself to invest in Bitcoin early on? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig races to llama rodeos, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the time-traveling shenanigans begin! Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Servers

  • BlockCraftExCoworker

    BlockCraftExCoworker
    So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

    One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

    But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

    DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal
    Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

    Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Mines Excavated: 3477
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Nobiamia’s SMP
    Max Players 25
    Datapack Bliss SMP’s datapack
    Plugins Server management plugins
    Other Features Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? 25 players
    Are there any mods on the server? No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
    How many chunks can a player claim? Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
    Is Keep Inventory on? No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
    What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
    What are the server rules?
    1. No hacking
    2. Don’t grief excessively
    3. Try not to die too much

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Enchantments Applied: 271
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Villages Defended: 18
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LunchboxLolsMC

    LunchboxLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

    Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

    Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

    So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

    WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

    plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

    and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

    so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1208 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 38
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

    BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage
    join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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