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Woke Minecraft SMP: Is Foot Fag Pandering Cool?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest place to be! We have a strict “no footfag pandering” policy because we believe in equality for all body parts. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their adorable but deadly army of llama warriors. Join us if you dare, but beware of the llama uprising!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NephewDebtReckoning Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of lending money to your nephew, only to have him ghost you for two years straight! Will he ever pay you back? Will you have to resort to in-game extortion tactics to get your virtual cash back? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of confronting your nephew in-game and demanding your money back like a true boss. Will he finally cave and start making those sweet, sweet payments? Or will he continue to dodge you like a pro Minecraft player dodges creepers? The choice is yours!

Join our server now and get ready for the most intense family drama you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Who needs soap operas when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a loan shark’s paradise!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DisabilityCraft: No Guilt Dates!

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Are you tired of boring karaoke nights where the only drama is who sings off-key the most? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

Picture this: a wheelchair-bound player named Warren who will stop at nothing to win your heart (or at least a date). He’ll offer you virtual drinks, flirt shamelessly, and even pull the disability card to try and woo you. Will you accept his advances or shut him down like a pro?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense debates about ableism, social norms, and the ethics of rejecting someone in a virtual world. Will you be the voice of reason or the instigator of chaos?

Join our server now and experience the wildest social experiment since that time someone built a rollercoaster out of TNT. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable decision-making. Don’t miss out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magic Items Found:	3054
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HackLifeSMP – What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of a place where you can build epic structures, battle dangerous mobs, and prank your friends with TNT traps? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but you get the idea). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their crazy antics and epic builds.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure that only the bravest players can uncover. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that will lead you to a land of infinite riches and danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	286	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RedditRageCraft

creepy, Disturbing, disturbing comments, disturbing content, disturbing encounters, disturbing experiences, disturbing images, disturbing posts, disturbing stories, disturbing subreddits, disturbing videos, Gore, graphic, Horror, NSFW, reddit, RedditRageCraft, Shocking.., Terrifying, Traumatizing, unsettling

Have you ever seen a llama riding a creeper while doing the floss dance? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft server and witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From giant chickens terrorizing villages to pigs flying on jetpacks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GeorgianGamerz Minecraft Server

Caucasus region, Conflict, criticism, current affairs, Democracy, democracy movement, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, georgia, Georgian people, GeorgianGamerz, Government, international relations, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, President Zourabichvili, pro-Russia stance, public opinion, ruling party, Server, SOVEREIGNTY

lol so like this minecraft server is like the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz like the president of Georgia is blasting the ruling party for being too pro-Russia, like what even is that?! u gotta come to our server cuz we’re all about that anti-Russia vibe, we even have a secret underground bunker where we plot to take down all the pro-Russia players, it’s wild man. plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, it’s like a magical wonderland. so come join us and let’s overthrow the ruling party together, one block at a time. #downwithRussia #MinecraftRevolution

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

UNcraftyNetty’sWorld

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so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Aging Mice Accelerate Ovary

ABT-263, Accelerate, age-related diseases, aging, aging process, animal models, anti-aging treatment, cellular senescence, experimental research, fertility decline, Healthspan, hormonal changes, LIFESPAN, Longevity, Menopause, Mice, older female mice, ovarian aging, ovarian function, Ovary, pharmacological intervention, reproductive health, Senescence, senolytic drug

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land where u can build ur dreams and fight off creepers like a boss. but wait, there’s more! on dis server, we got senolytic drug ABT-263 dat accelerates ovarian aging in older female mice, like wut even is dat? who cares, it’s freakin awesome! so come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and awesomeness, den u might regret it. but seriously, join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ores Mined:	7361
Emeralds Found:	7245	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Fartingwind [smp] – Where every breeze is a little too final.

armor, breeze, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, custom wild loot tables, daily events, Economy, ender dragon, Fartingwind, FINAL, minecraft server, Netherite armor, player versus player combat, pvp combat, Quests, rules, smp, Survival, Tools, vanilla server, weapons

Finalwind Minecraft Server

Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.

Come join us at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.1

Check out our website: https://www.finalwindserver.com/

Check out our Discord: discord.finalwindserver.com

Check out our trailer: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What sets Finalwind apart from other Minecraft servers?	Finalwind offers custom items, events, quests, clans, and an economy system to provide endless content for players.
Are there any rules on Finalwind?	The main rule is no cheating to maintain the skill in player versus player combat.
Can I join Finalwind on any Minecraft version?	Finalwind server is currently on version 1.21.1.
How can I stay updated with Finalwind news and events?	You can visit our website or join our Discord server to stay connected.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Balkan Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the Balkans! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas have built the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, from llama-shaped castles to llama-themed roller coasters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have sworn to protect all players from creepers and zombies. They will swoop in and save the day whenever you’re in trouble, all while cracking hilarious jokes and doing backflips.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Just ask a unicorn, and they’ll hook you up.

So come join us on this 10/10 Minecraft server in the Balkans, where llamas rule, ninja turtles protect, and unicorns grant wishes. You won’t regret it, trust us.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

””> Election Day Minecraft SMP””

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that we have election days where you HAVE to vote or face the consequences of being banished to the Nether for eternity. But don’t worry, the Nether is actually a pretty happening place with lava pools and zombie pigmen parties.

Join us for a chance to become the ruler of our crazy world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a pig riding a bat as our mascot) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have a mod that makes it rain diamonds sometimes).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the madness! Just remember to vote on election day, or else you might end up in a sticky situation with our resident slime king.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	103
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DadlessDynasty Minecraft Server

aunts, blended family, cousins, custody, DadlessDynasty, Divorce, extended family, family bonds, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family traditions, Family Values, Grandparents, half siblings, Minecraft, parental relationships, remarriage, Server, stepfamily, uncles

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more twisted than a creeper in a tornado! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, alliances, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Are you tired of boring old family dynamics in real life? Come join us and experience the chaos of trying to navigate a blended family with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you prioritize spending time with your mom’s new husband and his family, or will you rebel against the system and stick with your real family? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments along the way.

With more family drama than a soap opera, this Minecraft server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dysfunction!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3595
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FosterBroNoBroCraft

annoyance, Attention, Boundaries, burden, Communication, Conflict, depression, emotional trauma, family, favoritism, foster child, FosterBroNoBroCraft, hatred, mental health, Nuisance, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling, stealing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape annoying siblings like Asher and build your dream world without any pesky interruptions!

Join us if you’re tired of being followed around and harassed by a finger-tapping, food-stealing, anime-porn-sending leech of a brother. On our server, you can finally have peace and quiet to mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content without any family drama.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – we fully support your decision to disown any siblings who make your life a living nightmare. So come on over and let’s craft away the stress of dealing with annoying family members together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	527	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LifeChangingHabit – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and pick up the habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will it change your life, but it will also make you the envy of all the other players on the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, a secret portal to a diamond-filled dimension will open up right in your base. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start sculpting your way to riches and fame!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCreeper27

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to ride a flying pig while juggling diamond blocks and singing the Minecraft theme song backwards! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make other players green with envy. So come join us and show off your mad skills that will make Steve himself jealous!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Farms Harvested:	345	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	386427	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5