Time Killer Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself (he’s actually a pretty good DJ).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake (just watch out for the sugar rush). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to the mystical land of Llama Lagoon, where the llamas ride dolphins and the sun is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchantments Applied:	232
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Dragon Eggs Found:	1117
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas, HORIZON, hostage families, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation breakdown, No Deal, peace talks, PixelPanic, Politics, regional war, Server, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7170

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Warning

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made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RedPenTeacher404

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CringeCraft_Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.