Time Flies MC

Time Flies MC

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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