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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5935 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
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