TheSquadMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more cows than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all decked out in the latest designer udder accessories. Plus, our server is so epic, it’s like the Ys Memoire of Minecraft worlds.

Join us and you’ll be living the Ys X: Nordics dream, battling it out with mobs in epic quests that will leave you breathless. And don’t worry about getting lost, because our server is so user-friendly, even a villager could navigate it.

So why wait? Join now and experience the legend of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your diamond sword and your sense of adventure – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so bonkers, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our upcoming events like “En-Nah Into Your Lap” where you can claim 10 free Boopons (whatever those are) or “Vicious Dogs Within” where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Trust us, it’s a doggone good time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes for in-game goodies like ZENLESSGIFTHS and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC. Who needs diamonds when you have ZENLESSGIFTHS, are we right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of virtual revenge, cunning hares, and friendship fairs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! #BestServerEver #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Confusing Men Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most confusing and unpredictable players around! Our players claim to love building and crafting, they profess their love for mining and exploring, they’ve been inspired by redstone creations and epic battles, but they still can’t resist pranking each other and starting crazy wars? How can you love something and yet want to blow it up with TNT? Are all players just insane?

Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Build your dream castle only to have it destroyed by a sneaky player, team up with friends to take on epic quests only to have them turn on you in the end. You never know what to expect on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the craziness of our Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Multi Search Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of searching for diamonds in Minecraft like a peasant? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a special multisearch feature that sends your search query to every search engine in existence all at once – talk about efficiency!

Join our server and experience the thrill of finding rare items in the game with the power of unlimited search engines at your fingertips. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have the power of the internet on your side?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Can you find him before he finds you? Join now and find out!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchantments Applied:	60

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️

⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

❤️═══════════════════════════❤️

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2339	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Tsukihime Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. Plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend it against any griefers or trolls. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4485	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Regular Self-Hatred Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hating yourself and ready to start hating the world instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rage out in a fun and constructive way! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild characters that will make you forget all about your self-hatred. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them laugh. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the hate flow through you!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Cop Bimbos 2.0 Edition, where the only law is looking fabulous while fighting crime! Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience the Bimbo Effect in an Atompunk setting.

Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.

Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Farms Harvested:	964	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5151	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️

⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

❤️═══════════════════════════❤️

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6181
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7