ThermoLockCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Void Gems Collected:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	4114
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5960	Dragon Eggs Found:	5633
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	93
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1822
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4836	Gods Slained:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!