ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

Breaking Point, Closure, decision, emotional intelligence, GutWalkinAway, healing, Instinct, intuition, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-trust, smp, Trust, trust your gut, walk away

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1503
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

2015vs2025

2015, 2015vs2025, 2025, Advancements, changes, comparison, Evolution, experiences, Future, growth, Lifestyle, Memories, Nostalgia, past, possessions, progress, Reflection, Technology, time passing, trends

Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Towns Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

activism, Assassination, azerbaijan, brutal attack, Conflict, CraftyAzerOppMCServ, crime, Democracy, dies, Exile, Figure, France, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Justice, opposition, opposition movement, Politics, Tragedy, violence

hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8734	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	173	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Assassination, Attack, Conflict, extremist, gunmen, iran, Iranian Revolution, kill, local chief, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Paramilitary, political violence, revolutionary guard, RevolutionCraft, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, violence in Iran

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

breaking barriers, Claudia Sheinbaum, CraftyClaudiasPresidency, female empowerment, female president, feminist leadership, gender equality, Government, historic moment, INAUGURATION, Latin America, leadership, Mexican politics, mexico, political milestone, Politics, president, progressive change, swearing in ceremony, women in power, women leaders

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.