TherapistTakedown | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and outrageous stories that will make your therapy sessions seem tame in comparison.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family therapy session on steroids. With a mom who thinks her new husband is better than the last one (even though he’s dead), and a sister who refuses to join in on the fun, you’ll never have a dull moment.

But wait, there’s more! Our therapist NPCs are constantly getting shut down by the mom NPC, making for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. And if you dare to challenge the mom NPC, get ready for some epic battles of wit and willpower.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family dynamics, come join us for a wild ride. Who needs therapy when you have this level of insanity to keep you entertained? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Sahara Dust Storms – No Radioactive Risk!

air quality, atmospheric conditions, dust, dust particles, environmental contamination, environmental impact, French nuclear tests, global health, Hazardous substances, health hazards, Natural phenomena, public health, radiation, radiation levels, radioactive, radioactive materials, radioactivity exposure, Risk, risk assessment, Safety Measures, SAHARA, Saharan dust storms, scientific research, storm’s

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where saharan dust storms are a regular occurrence! but don’t worry, they won’t give you any radioactive superpowers or turn you into a mutant. in fact, they’re just there to add some extra challenge to your mining adventures!

we promise that the radiation in our server is totally unrelated to any french nuclear tests in the sahara. so don’t worry about growing an extra limb or developing telekinetic powers while you’re building your epic castle or exploring our vast world.

join now for a chance to experience the thrill of surviving saharan dust storms without any real-life consequences. plus, who wouldn’t want to brag to their friends about playing on a server with radioactive sandstorms? it’s the ultimate flex for any hardcore minecraft player.

Benroo’s cobblemon SMP

Adventure, battle arena, Benroos, challenge, Cobblemon, Community, Discord, Fabric, Fun, Gaming, Gyms, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Poké-Centres, Poké-Stores, PvP, rules, Server, smp, Trainers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cobblemon Server
Server Type	Casual
Features	– Cobblemon-themed spawn– Poké-Centres and Poké-Stores– Three different gyms– Battle arena– Discord community
Version	Fabric 1.21.1
Modpack	Will be linked in the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join us today using the discord link provided above and make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game ones too.

Q: What currency is used in the server?

A: Players can earn and spend currency gained from defeating Pokémon.

Q: What can I do in the battle arena?

A: Players can fight each other without Pokémon in the battle arena at spawn.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?

A: Make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Valentine’s Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Assumptions, cringe, EMBARRASSING, heroing, hypothetical scenario, late-in-life virgin, plausible deniability, Quests, reasons, Valentine’s Day, Valentines

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	536058

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your reality? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

Ever wanted to escape the embarrassment of being a late-in-life virgin? Well, our server will make you forget all about that with its crazy challenges and outrageous quests!

Don’t want to write a note explaining why you did it? No problem! Our server will keep you guessing with its mysterious atmosphere and unpredictable events.

Join now and dive into a world where anything is possible, even making people wonder why you did what you did on Valentine’s Day!

RewatchableShowMC SMP

Addictive, all-time favorite, Beloved, binge watch, binge-worthy, classic, Entertainment, favorite shows, iconic, memorable, most rewatchable, must watch, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, RewatchableShowMC, series, smp, television, Timeless, Top Picks, tv shows

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Votes:	7531	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have diamond armor galore and the best enchantments you’ve ever seen. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up, but don’t worry, he’s totally harmless… most of the time. And our leader, Steve, once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. Legend has it, he can tame any mob with just a wink of his eye.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyTrumpSanctions

Accountability, Allies, BlockyTrumpSanctions, consequences, Corruption, Democracy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, Justice, Politics, power, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further! Join our server where we sanction players like Trump and his allies personally just like Russian politicians! Witness epic battles and crazy political drama unfold as players fight for power and dominance. Who will come out on top? Join now and be part of the madness!

DroneCraft2000: Ukraine’s Ultimate Strike

000 km, 2.., aerial surveillance, aerial warfare, combat drone, defense capabilities, defense technology, drone, DroneCraft2000, long range drone, Long-Range Strike, Military, military deployment, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, national security, strike, strike capability, surveillance drone, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Ultimate, Unmanned aircraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Emeralds Found:	9724
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

lol u kno wat else is long range? dis epic minecraft server! we got drones dat can strike from 2,000 km away, just like Ukraine! join us for sum crazy pvp battles and epic adventures. we even got a secret base hidden in the clouds where u can find rare loot and meet mythical creatures. come join da fun and be part of dis insane minecraft world!

AntiVaxxers Ruin MMR Vax率

AntiVaxxers, correlation, COVID-19 vaccine, Decline, health, immunization, Impact, infectious diseases, likelihood, Measles, MMR, mumps, parents, preventative healthcare., public health, refusal, research, rubella, ruin, study, vaccination, Vax率, young children

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, if u don’t, ur kids gonna be like, 25% less likely to get vaccinated against measles, mumps, and rubella. like, that’s some serious stuff man. u don’t want ur kids walkin’ around with all them diseases, do ya? so join this server and keep ur fam safe from all them nasty germs. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hunt where u can win a real life llama. yea, u heard me right, a real life llama. so come on, join the fun and save ur kids from the plague of not getting vaccinated.

💎Doomworld💎 Unique anarchy 1.16.5 server minecraft

1.16.5, Anarchy, Doomworld, Minecraft, Server, Unique

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	7817	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

server “Doomworld Unique Anarchy 1.16.5” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.doomworld.fun

Aurora Heights SMP

aurora, BUILD, Community, Contraptions, day one, Discord, Enhance, Explore, February 8th, Heights, ideas, Join, Launch, long term, Mature, Meaningful, Mods, passionate, quality of life, Redstone, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	8923	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Server Overview

Server Name	Aurora Heights
Launch Date	February 8th
Community Discord	https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Aurora Heights?	Aurora Heights is a long-term survival server with quality-of-life datapacks and mods.
When does the server launch?	The server launches on February 8th, be there from day one!
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for mature players who want to settle in, build, explore, and be part of a growing community.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, bullying, derogatory language, derogatory term, discrimination, empowerment, ETERNAL, FAGGOT, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, mental health, PIXEL, pride, Realm, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-identity, Worthless

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9089
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Join this Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner faggotry in a world of blocks and pixels!

We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!

We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.

YellCraft Minecraft Server

codependency, Communication Issues, cousin drama, emotional distress, emotional exhaustion, emotional fatigue, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, lending money, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship struggles, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, trust issues, YellCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending cycle of family manipulation and drama.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.

Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?

DoubleBarrelDude

Disrespect, double barrel name, DoubleBarrelDude, emasculating, family connections, family name, Identity, identity crisis, last name, Marriage, surname, unique name, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	98
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your future double barrel name? Look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures this side of the block world.

Imagine a world where taking a double barrel name is not only accepted but encouraged! Our server is all about embracing your unique identity, whether it’s with a double barrel name or a diamond sword named after your pet chicken.

But beware, not everyone is on board with the double barrel name trend. Just like in real life, there are players who will try to convince you that a double barrel name is “insulting” or “emasculating.” But fear not, on our server, you can stand tall (or as tall as a blocky character can) and proudly rock your double barrel name like the boss you are.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your double barrel name flag fly high! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow player who shares your love for both their family name and their Minecraft skills. It’s a match made in blocky heaven!

USProtestWatch Minecraft SMP

activism, citizen journalism, Civil unrest, current events, demonstrations, freedom of speech, government transparency, grassroots movements, mainstream media, marginalized voices, Media bias, media blackout, Minecraft, news coverage, political activism, political dissent, protest coverage, PROTESTS, public outcry, smp, social justice, us news, USProtestWatch

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Votes:	3402	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and even a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the Nether.

So if you want to join in on the madness, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride, but it’s totally worth it. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PlyCrafters United

bathroom essentials, bathroom essentials shopping, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom necessities, bathroom products, consumer behavior, eco-friendly options, household supplies, personal hygiene, PlyCrafters, purchasing habits, single ply toilet paper, sustainability in the bathroom, toilet paper brands, toilet paper choices, toilet paper debate, toilet paper preferences, toilet paper quality, toilet paper rolls, toilet paper stock, United

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!

VeggieCraft: No More Meat!

cholesterol levels, cholesterol management, cholesterol reduction, health benefits, Healthy Eating, heart health, LDL cholesterol, meat, meat substitutes, nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based alternatives, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based nutrition, plant-based proteins, study, sustainable eating, total cholesterol, vegetarian diet, VeggieCraft, weight, weight loss

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchantments Applied:	291
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to ur prayers! we got all da plant-based alternatives u need to reduce ur total cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, and even lose some weight while u build ur epic minecraft creations! join us and become the healthiest minecraft player ever! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u run faster than a speeding bullet in da game! u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and build some crazy stuff together!