TherapistGoneWild | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
New Chunks Explored:	212482	Void Armor Forged:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	163
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CousinRuleBreakerCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mines Excavated:	4253	Runes Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Emeralds Found:	8076	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WaterMelon Mc

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Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Solis MC

Custom Items, Minecraft, OneBlock, pay to win, Server, Solis MC

Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	9418

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	254	Magic Items Found:	4611
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	822	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DessertGateCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Villages Defended:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Items Found:	6900
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Love Letters Sent:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Potions Brewed:	195

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	92	Crops Grown:	2899
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TalibanTakedownCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Aevorion Realms

Survival

Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pixel Land

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We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!