Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Chimeras Created: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 283 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 57 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Potions Brewed: 73
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Towns Built: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

    Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Villages Defended: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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