Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Enchantments Applied: 221 Players Killed by Monsters: 2380
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Enchantments Applied: 292 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 367
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 79 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 316 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 184 Potions Brewed: 184
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 26

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 194 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 78 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 289011 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 490 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9473 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9409 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 27

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
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