Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Towns Built: 9
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

    Random Anon’s SMP Adventures
    Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Emeralds Found: 2133 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

    Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

    So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 214 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

    InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

    But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

    MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

    So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Dimension Hops: 6 Buildings Constructed: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

    MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts
    lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

    our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

    if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

    No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters
    Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

    Server Information

    Server Version 1.20.1
    Server Type Whitelist Only
    Content Creators Yes

    Join Us

    If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server open to new players? Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
    Can I join as a content creator? Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
    How quickly are applications reviewed? Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

    -Professor Tommo

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Chimeras Created: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Towns Built: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

    Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Void Gems Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

    Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Enchantments Applied: 260
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Ores Mined: 5064 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 439956 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 29

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MineCrafty2024

    MineCrafty2024
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

    NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Dimension Hops: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Farms Harvested: 965

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team
    – Fight unique neutral objectives
    – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

    Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 New Chunks Explored: 619039
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 7717

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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