Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
Holy Grails Found: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • DadSnatchedVacayFUN

    DadSnatchedVacayFUN
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

    Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 273
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • TimeTravelerSMP

    TimeTravelerSMP
    If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TechRace Minecraft Server

    TechRace Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

    CommieCraft: Red Army Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2518 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Potions Brewed: 44 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

    Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Emeralds Found: 4536
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Infinite Cobblemon

    Infinite Cobblemon

    Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

    Key Features:

    Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

    Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

    Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

    Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

    Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

    Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Magic Items Found: 1913 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

    If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

    Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

    Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8923 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

    CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • DressGate: Mom Edition

    DressGate: Mom Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Potions Brewed: 141 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • HeartbreakCraft SMP

    HeartbreakCraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Farms Harvested: 461 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyBargains

    CraftyBargains
    A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

    ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 178 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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