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Kapi-Server: Where Villagers Have More Rights Than Players! 1.20.1

1.20.1, Active, building, building mods, Community, Cozy, Create, Discord, free, KapiServer, LIMITED, Minecolonies, Modded, Mods, over 18, Players, pleasant, Private, responsive, RIGHTS, Small, Survival, Time spent together, villagers, world

Overview
We are a small, but cozy private Minecraft server with mods, in search of a limited number of active players for available spots on the server. Our server has 70 mods with a focus on building mods like Create and MineColonies.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the requirements to join the server?	– You must be over 18 years old – You must be an active player – You must love building
What does the server offer?	– A completely free world without plugins – A server with 70 mods, with a focus on building mods – A pleasant time spent together – Responsiveness from the server host
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/ZcqcFnRR

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The First Descendant Minecraft Server

Adventure, bros, Captivating, Character development, descendant, FANTASY, gameplay, gook character design, graphics, Immersive, indie game, me over, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Storyline, the first descendant, Unique, video game, winning, world-building

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Annoyingly Normal

annoying habits, annoyingly, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, common pet peeves, daily annoyances, everyday annoyance, everyday frustrations, everyday irritations, irksome habits, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor irritations, mundane annoyances, normal, normalcy, personal triggers, pet peeve, typical irritations, universal annoyances, universal frustrations

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2708

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13