The Trading Post | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Portraits: The Minecraft Server for Fancy Face Gamers – Get Your Virtual Selfie On Today!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where your character is just a pixelated blob? Well, look no further because on our server, we take character portraits to a whole new level! Not only do we have the most detailed and stunning portraits of your Minecraft character, but we also have a team of professional artists who will paint a physical portrait of your character and mail it to your house! Now you can show off your blocky beauty to all your friends in real life too!

But that’s not all! On our server, character portraits actually come to life! That’s right, your character portrait will jump out of the screen and join you in the game, fighting monsters and building castles side by side! Imagine the epic battles you’ll have with your trusty portrait by your side, wielding a diamond sword and shooting fireballs out of its eyes!

So if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with personalized character portraits that will blow your mind, join our server now! You’ll never look at character portraits the same way again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Coinrushmc

Coinrushmc, Combat, Envoys, Glory, Keyalls, king of the hill, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Rewards, Server, Treasures

“Step into the world of CoinRushMC, where every swing of your blade fills your pockets with riches! Our server offers a unique lifesteal experience, where combat isn’t just about victory, but about replenishing your life force with each strike. Explore our realm and discover thrilling features like Envoys, where treasures await the daring, intense King of the Hill battles for supremacy, exciting Keyalls for instant rewards, and so much more. Join us for an unforgettable journey filled with excitement, strategy, and endless opportunities for glory!”

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GabeCraft: Where Gabe Newell and Phillip Sabes team up for some epic Minecraft fun! Join us now for a wild ride of blocks and laughs!

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Okay listen up, you gotta join our Minecraft server because we have a team of highly trained starfish running the show. These starfish are like the Avengers of the ocean, except they build epic castles and mine for diamonds like pros.

And get this, on our server, we have a strict no thoughtcrimes policy against steam. That’s right, if you even think about going against steam, our starfish squad will come for you. They’ll trap you in a never-ending maze made entirely out of coral and seaweed.

So if you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us and be prepared for the wildest underwater adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The cloud

Adventure, Casual, Forests, Mines, Paper, products, PvE, Server, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing a brand-new Skyblock adventure! Explore our brand-new server, featuring unique mines, beautiful forests, unique products, and much more.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Villages Defended:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3061	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand VS Hypixel

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Below is a comparison between Hypixel and the SkyFactory 4 Minecraft server by CraftersLand:

FAQ:

1. What sets Hypixel apart from SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand? – Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games and has an active player community. However, it can be overcrowded and experience lag spikes at times. CraftersLand’s SkyFactory 4 server, on the other hand, has a focus on the SkyFactory 4 modpack and offers features like a grief prevention claim system and an economy system with server shops and auctions.

2. Can I expect regular updates and events on both servers? – Yes, both Hypixel and CraftersLand’s SkyFactory 4 server typically provide regular updates and events to keep players engaged and entertained.

3. Are there any limitations or restrictions on these servers? – Hypixel may have limited customization options and can feel overcrowded at times, while SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand is limited to the SkyFactory 4 modpack and has a few banned items to maintain balance and fairness in gameplay.

4. How is the server performance and reliability? – Hypixel may experience lag spikes due to its large player base, while CraftersLand’s SkyFactory 4 server boasts maps on a RAM drive for faster chunk load and is hosted in a Data Center in Germany with a dedicated server online 24/7 for smooth and reliable performance.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Honkai: Star Rail Server – Join the chaos now! #hsrg #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server and enter the Yawning Chasm, where you’ll find yourself in a world filled with Acherons and Myriad Celestias. Don’t worry, you won’t be alone – you’ll have Robin, Boothill, and other crazy characters by your side to help you on your journey.

But wait, there’s more! We have an Immersive Interactive Exhibition that will blow your mind and make you question reality. And don’t forget to redeem your special codes for exclusive in-game items like ST3SHPNLNTN3, STARRAILGIFT, and MOREPEACH (because who doesn’t love peaches, am I right?).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously insane adventures begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dimension Hops:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MilkshakeCraft – Where the nuts are always served fresh! Join now for a taste of the fun! #Minecraft #Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most insane, wildest, and downright craziest server in all of block land!

Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as we have flying pigs, disco parties with Creepers, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens plotting to take over the world. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…for now.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special minigame where you can ride on the back of a giant spider and compete in a race around the entire server. And if you win, you get a magical unicorn as your new pet!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and let’s show those other boring servers how to really have a good time in Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	215	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Star Shards Collected:	246	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Creepin’ & Craftin’ – ‘you ruined everything’ Server: Join Now for Epic Fails & Hilarious Mishaps!

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Are you bored of playing on those boring Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned potatoes? Well, fear not my friend, for we have the ultimate Minecraft server that will blow your socks off (literally, better hold onto those socks tightly).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they became a Minecraft GOD. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, tamed a dragon as their pet, and even rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers. And guess what? They won because our server is just that epic.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Fly like a superhero, summon a herd of angry llamas to do your bidding, and even control the weather (goodbye rainy days, hello eternal sunshine).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (and your socks might get blown off again).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Exoriasmp

Claims, Combat log, custom weapons, Economy, Economy System, Land Claim, PvP Survival, smp, Survival

Exoria is a Brand new Survival SMP, We published our smp around 03.04.24. We got plugins like claims, economy system, custom weapons and combat log etc.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Crops Grown:	7644	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Gigachad Minecraft Server – Pimp out your builds with Richard von pepsi for a LOL-tastic time!

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Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join Gigachad Richard von Pepsi Pimp for a gaming experience like no other. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by Gigachad Richard himself, a legendary Minecraft player known for defeating the Ender Dragon… with just a carrot! That’s right, he tamed it with his charm and carrot-crunching skills. – Need a break from building? How about joining our exclusive Pepsi Pimp gang, where we ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and throw Pepsi bottles at creepers for fun. It’s a blast! – Want to test your skills? We have custom mini-games like “Sheep Dodgeball” and “Zombie Spleef” where you can compete against other players for epic prizes like enchanted tacos and magic llamas. – And of course, no Minecraft server would be complete without our infamous dance parties at the Nether disco club. Get your groove on with other players while lava dancers perform jaw-dropping moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join Gigachad Richard von Pepsi Pimp today and experience Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minehut VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	Minehut
Pros	Pros
One of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide variety of game modes Regularly updated with new content and features Active community and events	Free server hosting for anyone Easy to set up and use with cloud technology No need to worry about config files or uptime dependencies
Cons	Cons
May require payment for certain perks and features Can be overcrowded at times Some players may experience lag	May not have as many game modes or features as Hypixel Less established community and events Potential for server limitations due to being free

### FAQs

#### Hypixel: 1. **What makes Hypixel stand out among other Minecraft servers?** – Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide variety of game modes and a constantly updated list of features.

2. **Are there any downsides to playing on Hypixel?** – Some players may experience lag due to the high number of users on the server, and certain perks or features may require payment.

#### Minehut: 1. **What sets Minehut apart from other server hosting platforms?** – Minehut offers free server hosting for anyone, with easy setup and cloud technology that eliminates the need for config files or uptime management.

2. **What are the drawbacks of using Minehut for hosting a Minecraft server?** – Minehut may not have as many game modes or features as larger servers like Hypixel, and there may be limitations or restrictions on server usage due to being free.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Farms Harvested:	163
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Euros: Minecraft Madness Server – Join the Eurotrip for a blocky adventure! Mobs and laughs await!

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate Eurotrip adventure without leaving your computer chair! Explore digital replicas of iconic cities like London, Edinburgh, Paris, Florence, and Rome all in one server. Want to see the Eiffel Tower without the long lines? Done. Craving some gelato while taking in the sights of the Colosseum? We’ve got you covered. And the best part? No jet lag or passport required. So grab your pickaxe and let’s start exploring! Who needs a real Eurotrip when you can have a blocky one instead?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Spears Created:	14	Emeralds Found:	6051
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Eterniamc – smp rpg

Adventure, Bosses, City Rpg, Clan, Clans, Cross-Platform Support, custom code, Custom Items, Dungeon Crawls, Engineering, Faction Survival, Factions, Leaderboards, magic system, Minecraft, Multiplayer Survival, Professions, Progression System, Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp

Welcome to EterniaMC – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits! 🚀

About Us: EterniaMC is not just another Minecraft server; it’s a dynamic universe where endless adventures await! Dive into our immersive RPG experience and discover a world like no other. With custom code and features tailored to provide the ultimate gaming experience, EterniaMC is the place to be for Minecraft enthusiasts of all ages!

Features:

🌟 Custom Code: Experience Minecraft like never before with our custom-coded features and enhancements.

🛠️ 25+ Custom Professions: Choose from over 25 custom professions and tailor your gameplay to your unique playstyle.

⚔️ RPG SMP Experience: Immerse yourself in a rich RPG experience with a thriving SMP community.

🖥️ Cross-Platform Support: Whether you’re playing on PC (Java) or console/mobile (Bedrock), EterniaMC welcomes all players!

🎯 Complete Randomly Generated Quests: Embark on epic quests that are randomly generated for endless excitement and challenge.

🏗️ Master the Art of Engineering: Craft custom machines and engineering marvels to shape the world around you.

📈 Progression System: Level up your player, professions, or machines to unlock new abilities and achievements.

🏰 Start Your Own Clan: Band together with friends and start your own clan to conquer the realms together.

⚔️ Epic Dungeon Crawls: Delve into treacherous dungeons filled with danger and mystery.

🐉 Fight Legendary Bosses: Challenge mighty bosses and claim legendary loot as your reward.

🏆 Leaderboards: Compete against others and climb to the top of the leaderboards for glory and recognition.

🧙 Unlock New Skills and Masteries: Hone your skills and become a master of your craft with our skill-based progression system.

✨ Powerful Magic System: Cast powerful spells and harness the forces of magic to overcome your foes.

🛡️ Craft Over 200 Custom Items: Explore endless crafting possibilities with over 200 custom items at your disposal.

Join Us Today: Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Join us on EterniaMC and become part of our growing community! With endless possibilities and adventures waiting to be discovered, there’s never been a better time to join the journey.

IP Address: play.eterniamc.com

Discord: Join our Discord community

Website: Visit our website

Trailer: Watch our trailer

Join us today and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness – Join ‘hahaa!’ Server for a LOL-tastic Good Time! PvP, Survival, Mini-Games, and More!

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Are you tired of being banned for racism on other servers? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft server where being racist is not only allowed, but encouraged! We have a special section just for jannyniggers who want to evade bans and have a jolly good time. Don’t worry about getting in trouble, because on this server, anything goes! Join now and let your inner troll out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Crops Grown:	3932	Meteorites Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘Who the F**k is Moot?’ Join now for epic shenanigans and chaos galore! #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic rules and normal gameplay? Say goodbye to all that noise and join our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9939	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47