The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4310
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	2490	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	923
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mines Excavated:	1801	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crops Grown:	9329	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MomRageCraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7800
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7105
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockyTimeMachine

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Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4734	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8989	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

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Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Farms Harvested:	642	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Crops Grown:	3174
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crops Grown:	1231	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mines Excavated:	3235	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4