Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so crazy that even Di Stefano himself would be amazed! That’s right, we’ve got Spanish flair and football legends roaming around our virtual world.

2. The only way to achieve true greatness in this server is by winning the title at the national team level with Argentina. It’s the ultimate challenge, but hey, nothing worth having comes easy, right?

3. We’ve got more LOLs and shenanigans than you can shake a pickaxe at. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
Void Gems Collected: 39 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
Alien Abductions: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

    SocietySMP: WeirdNorms
    Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

    So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 470 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 234 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyLifeChange

    CraftyLifeChange
    Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

    Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

    But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 103 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • KimJongCraft

    KimJongCraft
    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

    WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

    ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

    JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SkyMineIL

    SkyMineIL

    Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Gods Slained: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night
    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

    Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Emeralds Found: 6489 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 198 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Magic Items Found: 8553
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Ores Mined: 9412 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 New Chunks Explored: 147776
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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