The SMP SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1766
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Emeralds Found:	1398
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	3017	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	720	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Ores Mined:	5866
Runes Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dimension Hops:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Animals Bred:	127	Love Letters Sent:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3032
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	165	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accommodation, adhd, affordability, Amsterdam, Cancelling, Communication, family dynamics, final straw, hen do, hot tub, maid of honour, mental health, Minecraft, narcissistic mother, Planning, Quality over quantity, reconciliation, relationship boundaries, Server, sister, SisterSass, Wedding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Just like the complicated relationship between OP and her sister, you never know what twists and turns will happen next in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!

Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

Birthday Bash Funeral Flash

ABUSIVE, Bash, Birthday, Birthday Party, cemeteries, Childhood, city, Crush, dead people, FLASH, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Frustration, Funeral, Goodbye, Jealousy, Marriage, mood, reception, service, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, unexpected twists, and emotional rollercoasters!

Just like the unexpected reunion with a childhood friend, our server will bring back memories you thought you had buried long ago. Get ready to navigate through complex relationships, just like our player who had to choose between attending a funeral or preparing for their son’s birthday. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of making tough decisions and facing the consequences, just like our player who had to deal with a jealous spouse and a flower shop boycott. Will you prioritize your family or follow your heart? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

PrivilegedPickaxe – Minecraft SMP

hidden advantages, hidden privilege, Minecraft, overlooked benefits, overlooked opportunities, Privilege, PrivilegedPickaxe, smp, societal advantages, societal benefits, societal privilege, unacknowledged advantages, unacknowledged benefits, unacknowledged blessings, unacknowledged opportunities, unacknowledged privilege, unaware privilege, underappreciated advantages, underappreciated benefits, underappreciated privilege, unperceived advantages, unperceived privilege, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	262156
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing since sliced bread. Like, you gotta join this server because we have the rarest diamonds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they sparkle like Edward from Twilight. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Steve who breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. It’s like Area 51 but in Minecraft, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get pretty wild around here.

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crops Grown:	4725
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6