The SMP SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCoupleTaxTime

aita, bill payment, car payments, Communication, CraftyCoupleTaxTime, federal taxes, filing separately, financial responsibility, gas, groceries, main source of income, marital finances, Mortgage, Overtime, Paycheck, SAVING, shopping, Tax season, Wife, withholdings

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with tax drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where taxes don’t exist! That’s right, you can build your dream world without worrying about Uncle Sam taking a cut of your hard-earned diamonds.

Join us and escape to a land where you can live tax-free and rule your own kingdom without any financial burdens. No more arguments with your spouse about who should pay the tax bill, because here, it’s all fun and games!

Build your own empire, mine for resources, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs to worry about taxes when you can focus on building the biggest and best castle in all of Minecraft land?

So come on over and join us for a tax-free adventure like no other. Trust us, once you experience the freedom of our server, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyBrainsMC

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Are they building a working rocket ship in Minecraft? Because that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Our players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to escape the blocky world and explore the galaxy. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of interstellar travel while laughing your way through ridiculous adventures with our wacky community. Who needs a PhD when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

CraftyKremlin, cybersecurity, Democracy, Disinformation, election campaign, electoral interference, Espionage, european union, fake news, foreign intervention, germany, influence operation, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Manipulation, meddling, Minecraft, political influence, political interference, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

so, like, u kno how in minecraft u can build stuff and mine stuff and just be, like, a total boss? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more!

we got like, crazy cool mods that let u fly around like a superhero and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. not even kidding, it’s lit af.

also, we have this epic storyline where u gotta save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens. yeah, u heard me right, zombie chickens. they’re like, super fast and they can fly and stuff. it’s intense.

plus, we have like, the best community ever. everyone is so nice and helpful and they’ll totally have ur back if u ever get stuck or need help. it’s like, a big minecraft family.

so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s the bomb dot com, for real. come join us and be a part of something totally epic. u won’t regret it, i promise.

CraftyTariffWars

Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, mexico, North America, Politics, tariff impacts, Tariffs, tariffs deadline, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Votes:	8427
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Towns Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

Cooking, Culinary, Dining, dry pasta, Fails, Food, Italian cooking, Italian Cuisine, long tail tags: spaghetti dishes, non-Italian restaurants, Noodles, pasta, pasta varieties, Problems, recipes, restaurant fails., Sauce, saucy, serving spaghetti, Spaghetti, Traditional

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

Fruit Fly Maggot Madness

behaviour, Fly, fly larvae, food hardness preference, food preferences, food texture, Fruit, fruit decay, fruit fly maggots, fruit infestation, gustatory organs, insect behavior, larval, larval development, madness, Maggot, multisensory contributions, physiology, rotting fruit, sensory integration, sensory organs, sensory perception, sensory responses, sensory stimuli

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the fruit flies be partying harder than a bunch of frat boys on a Saturday night? Well, welcome to our server, where the fruit is so rotten, it’s attracting maggots like a magnet!

Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.

Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉

Crescenta

auction house, Augmented, Bluemap, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Classes, Crescenta, Dwarf, Dynamic Markets, Dynmap, Economy System, forever.., Geopolitical, Halfling, Lands plugin, PVP rework, Ramborn, Resets, Roleplay, Token system, world-building

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Unique Skill System	Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
Lands Plugin-Style Claims	Complete with nations and diplomacy
Economy System	Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
Token System	Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
Brewery	Brew custom drinks and get drunk
Races and Classes	Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
Bluemap	Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
No Resets	Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

IP: crescenta.org

Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

Q: How does the economy system work?

A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, anti-racism, CHANGE, Communication, dialogue, Diversity, education, Elder, Empathy, equality, family, generation gap, Grandfather, intervention, Kin, love, prejudice, racism, social justice, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Potions Brewed:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	1272	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

A-level, advice, Bro, brother, Business+IT, computer science, Edition, GCSEs, Harsh, heads of 6th form, IT, Life, offers, predicted grades, rejection, RejectionCraft, sibling rivalry, software engineering, UCAS application, University, Upset

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

alluring quirks, alluring traits, attractive qualities, AttractiveAF, captivating features, captivating quirks, distinctive appeal, distinctive traits, enchanting traits, individual charm, intriguing appeal, intriguing qualities, magnetic qualities, Minecraft, personality quirks, Rare Attributes, rare charm, smp, uncommon allure, uncommon charm, uncommon traits, unique characteristics, unusual allure

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

SheetCrafters

bed covers, bed linens, bed sheets, bedding, bedding care, bedding changes, bedding cleanliness, bedding frequency, bedding habits, bedding maintenance, bedding routine, bedding schedule, bedding tips, bedroom decor, cleaning routine, home maintenance, household chores, SheetCrafters, sleep hygiene, sleep quality

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	965
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Businesses, China, CraftyChina, economic policy, Economy, export, finance, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market volatility, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, RETALIATION, Server, supply chain, Tariffs, trade war, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

CraftyWarriors

aggression, CASUALTIES, central america, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, panama, Peacekeeping, resolution, rubio, SECURITY, talks, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	130	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

Sole Space Wasted – Minecraft

#sustainability, construction, design, Durability, efficiency, fashion, footwear, heel, High Heel, long-lasting, Manufacturing, material, Minecraft, parts, production, Quality, SHOE, sole, Space, unused, Waste, Wasted, wear and tear

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8119	Emeralds Found:	3834
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own highheel sole kingdom and rule over all da other players! u can stomp on ur enemies with ur fabulous heels and show dem who’s boss.

we got a secret underground shoe factory where u can craft da most stylish shoes in all of minecraft land. u can even enchant ur heels with special powers like speed boost or jump boost.

rumor has it dat there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the sole of a giant highheel in da middle of da server. only da bravest and most stylish players can find it and claim it for themselves.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and strut ur stuff on da catwalk of minecraft!

AlexandriaSMP

AlexandriaSMP, Arboria, bi-weekly events, Community, community-driven, Coreprotect, Economy, Events, Immersive, Lush, Map Reset, mature admins, Minecraft, PvP, respectful community, Server, shopping district, smp, Tectonic World Generation, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server

We just reset our map after 1.5 years and are starting a new season! it launched only a week ago so come join us while the map is fresh!!!

Why Choose AlexandriaSMP?

Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21.4 map featuring Tectonic World Generation for stunning landscapes and Arboria for lush, immersive foliage.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	No need for land claims. We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved. We prioritize a respectful and trustworthy community.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on AlexandriaSMP.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy, adding an extra layer of interaction and fun.

Ready to join? Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit our website and follow the instructions for joining.
Is the server family-friendly?	AlexandriaSMP is an 18+ server, so it is recommended for mature players.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community. You can find them on our website.
Can I participate in events even if I’m a new player?	Absolutely! Our events are open to all players, regardless of experience level.
How can I contribute to the server’s economy?	You can start by setting up a shop in the shopping district and trading with other players.

Players:	90/700	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mines Excavated:	3205	Void Gems Collected:	24