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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5518 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!