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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4352 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 8550 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!