The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with wacky challenges like finding the rarest diamond block hidden in a maze of llamas or racing against a herd of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our community is known for hosting epic prank wars where players have turned entire villages into giant potato farms or replaced all the water with lava (oops!). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So come join us on Eva and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and endless fun! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	188	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyLoveQuest

BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationship, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Forget about love languages and compatibility tests, the real test of a relationship is surviving on our Minecraft server together! Join us and see if your bond can withstand the challenges of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and lava pits. Who needs couples therapy when you can just fight off a horde of skeletons together? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine them together and prove your love in pixels and blocks? Join us and see if your relationship can survive the ultimate test – surviving in Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Ores Mined:	2075
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Farms Harvested:	839

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyMarineMC Server

14 years, Conflict Resolution, CraftyMarineMC, diplomatic issues, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, justice for soldiers, justice system, legal proceedings, Military, military service, political tensions, russia, sentenced, Server, serving, Trevor Reed, Ukraine, US Marine, War Crimes

come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

drone attack, KremlinCraft, long tail tags, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, Missiles, north korean, Reports, Russian, Set Ablaze, Shells, Ukraine, weapons depot

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	62
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Towns Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Play Outside Now – No More Obesity

active lifestyle, child development, childhood health, childhood obesity, early childhood, health benefits, healthy habits, long-term effects, obesity, obesity prevention, outdoor activities, outdoor environment, Outdoor exploration, outdoor play, physical activity, Play, play based learning, Playtime, preschool years, preventative measures, research findings, weight management

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

343 industries, A New Dawn, Halo, Halo Studios, master chief, Minecraft, Server, Xbox

HALO is a popular and influential video game franchise developed by Bungie and later 343 Industries. The series follows the adventures of Master Chief, a futuristic super soldier, as he battles alien forces to save humanity from destruction. Known for its engaging gameplay, immersive storytelling, and ground-breaking multiplayer modes, HALO has become a staple in the gaming industry since its debut in 2001. The franchise has spawned numerous sequels, spin-offs, novels, and even a live-action series, making it one of the most beloved and successful sci-fi universes in gaming history.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

Apple, asher roth, Drinkin apple sauce, Edgy, explicit lyrics, GOTH, Hip Hop, Im jackin off on a macntosh, Jacket, macintosh, Minecraft, Music, Provocative, rap lyrics, Server, urban culture, With asher roth, Yoo, Your bitch is goth, Your jackets soft

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Towns Built:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	4994	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	223
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	278	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	7148	Magic Items Found:	2777
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Players Killed by Monsters:	672
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!