The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Mines Excavated: 2545 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BlockLifeAccepted

    BlockLifeAccepted
    Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

    Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 184 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

    Kraicraft: Drone Demolition
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Taste Bud Adventures

    Taste Bud Adventures
    Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

    Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

    So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Calorie Cut Craft

    Calorie Cut Craft
    so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Farms Harvested: 355
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

    Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!
    Server Name Enival
    Server Type Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
    Launch Date Few weeks ago

    Overview:

    Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

    FAQ:

    What is Enival?

    Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

    What features does Enival offer?

    • Proximity chat for an immersive experience
    • A small, chill community to hang out with
    • Voting and suggestion system for server changes
    • Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
    • Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
    • No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

    How can I join Enival?

    To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

    Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Bet On Minecraft SMP

    Bet On Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

    Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

    Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

    Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • EvilCraftersUnite

    EvilCraftersUnite
    Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

    Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyCorruptionEU

    CraftyCorruptionEU
    join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Butt Plug City

    Butt Plug City
    join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

    Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

    Starlight SMP Overview

    Feature Description
    Towny Plugin Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
    Origins Mod Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
    World Lore & Story Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
    Custom Content Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
    Cooking & Bakery System Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
    Optional PvP Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
    Optional Voice Chat Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

    A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

    Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

    A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

    Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

    A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

    Q: What is the Origins Mod?

    A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

    Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

    A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 1196

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

    Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LostCraft Minecraft Server

    LostCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • HurricaneMiltonEscape

    HurricaneMiltonEscape
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

    Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

    Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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