The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP

    Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – last year, someone actually rode a llama all the way to the End! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances just to spice things up. So come join us for a holiday season you’ll never forget – just be sure to watch out for exploding snow golems!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Band of One Hit Wonders

    Band of One Hit Wonders
    Join our Minecraft server where the creepers are so afraid of the players that they explode with laughter instead of blowing up! Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and chaos. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Underground Dead Zone

    Underground Dead Zone
    Yo, ever wondered why hell is underground? It’s cuz we bury our dead there, duh! But forget about that, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can dig your way to hell and back again! We got creepers throwing parties, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons trying to play the xylophone with their ribs.

    If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant lava pit with a sign that says “Welcome to the Inferno!” But don’t worry, we got fire-resistant armor for sale in our virtual gift shop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the depths of Minecraft hell. Just watch out for the ghasts, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 32 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Jaccuzi MC

    Jaccuzi MC

    JacuzziMC Information

    Welcome to JacuzziMC, your go-to Lifesteal SMP server! Here’s all the key info you need to know:

    Key Features Heart Transfers: Trade hearts with others! PvP Arenas: Jump into non-stop action! Warps: Fast travel around the server. No Land Claiming: Defend your base creatively! Custom Shop: Gear up at spawn with powerful items! Exclusive Events: Participate in weekly competitions and win big!

    Enjoy your time on JacuzziMC!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6789
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

    Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

    Minecraft Server – Madness SMP

    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21 and above
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults, with an active community of 20+ members. We aim to create a beautiful and fun world through concepts like a spawn city, shops, mini-games, diamond economy, nether hub, and server-wide events. Join us today on our JAVA edition server!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I apply to join Madness SMP? You can apply by visiting our Discord server at https://mad-smp.net/discord
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 21 years or older to join Madness SMP
    What kind of server is Madness SMP? Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults
    How large is the community on Madness SMP? We have a community of 20+ dedicated members
    What platform is Madness SMP available on? Madness SMP is available on Java Edition

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server

    Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old digital distribution platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Back in the 2000s, people were throwing parties in honor of Steam and digital distribution, but now, after 20 years, they’re all crying about it like a bunch of babies. But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and madness that comes with digital distribution. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Steam when you have us? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 149 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP

    Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP set in 90’s Chicago. Why Chicago, you ask? Because why not!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9496

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!

    NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!
    Join our Minecraft server where we teach important life lessons about perseverance and commitment! Just like Ethan’s soccer team, our server is intense and challenging, but in a fun way!

    We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!

    Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

    RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

    And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

    So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NoDiamondsNoDating

    NoDiamondsNoDating
    Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

    CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • NukeCraftUS2021

    NukeCraftUS2021
    so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

    we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

    join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

    oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Runes Activated: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

    Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SkyliteMC Network

    SkyliteMC Network

    SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

    Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

    Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

    SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

    SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

    Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

    ip: softslayer.com

    discord link!

    About Us

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Survival
    Established June 2011
    Players Online 15-35 average

    Features

    • Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
    • Build Contests with rewards
    • Resource world with new features
    • Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
    • Library of player-written books
    • Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

    Rules

    No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join SoftSlayer? Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
    Is there a whitelist? Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
    Are there map resets? No, the map has been live since June 2023.
    Can I create player-run shops? Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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