Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the grass grows so fast, it’s like watching a time-lapse on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Atlus, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for an entire castle made of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to wish for structural integrity.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to challenge their dominance? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Just be sure to bring some extra pairs of pants, because things are about to get crazy.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Gods Slained: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 275
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 250 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Ores Mined: 6922 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 98 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Towns Built: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Emeralds Found: 2477
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dimension Hops: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3690 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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