The Parlor Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mines Excavated:	1584	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	961
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Items Found:	2863	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2895
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5452
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Enchantments Applied:	153	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Items Found:	8980	Alien Abductions:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7436	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	221	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Votes:	505	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

addiction treatment, healthcare access, healthcare challenges, healthcare disparities, lack of training, limited resources, Medical research, medical training, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid crisis, opioid prescriptions, patient pressure, prescription drug abuse, Rural, rural communities, rural doctors, rural health disparities, rural healthcare, rural healthcare providers, rural medicine, Struggles, substance abuse, woes

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!

RevoCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Cheats, Fun, Grief, Griefing, ip address, kill, minecraft server, multiplayer, No anti cheats, No Donations, no restrictions, No Rules, PvP, pvp server, Raiding, RevoCraft, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Farms Harvested:	277
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Votes:	9598
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Server with anarchy RevoCraft. We do not have donations or anti-cheats, you can play with cheats, grief, kill other players and much more.

Server IP: RevoCraft.ateronos.me

We are waiting for everyone!

RevoCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Mind Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Mind, mystic, Realm

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Towns Built:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Bro, forget about that weak sauce server you’re on right now. You need to join our Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ acid trip but with blocks and creepers.

We got so much crazy shit going on, you won’t even know what’s real anymore. It’s like a virtual reality mindfuck that will make you question your existence.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of chaos and insanity. We’ll make your brain explode with our wild adventures and bizarre landscapes.

Don’t be a pussy, come join us and see what it’s like to truly lose your mind in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Warm Milk Society

animal milk, body heat, Cold milk, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, digestion, Evolution, food history, homogenization, human invention, lactation, lactose, mammal milk, milk, milk processing, milk production, nutrition, pasteurization, society, Temperature, Warm, warm milk

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows produce warm milk straight from their bodies! forget cold milk, we offer the real deal here. our cows are genetically modified to have body heat that warms up the milk as soon as it leaves their udders. it’s like drinking a warm hug from a cow.

not only that, but our server is home to the legendary cow queen, who rules over all the cows with an iron hoof. she grants special powers to those who can prove themselves worthy by completing ridiculous challenges like milking a cow blindfolded or riding a pig through an obstacle course.

if you’re looking for a unique minecraft experience filled with warm milk and cow royalty, then come join us on our server. just watch out for the cow queen’s wrath if you dare to challenge her rule. it’s udderly insane, but in the best way possible.

Players:	99/900	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	106	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3