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HexArchon

Creative, Economy, HexArchon, Minigames, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Server Name	HexArchon
Description	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features
Website	https://www.hexarchon.net

Overview:

HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Links:

Our Values:

We are committed to creating something new and unique, listening to community feedback, and providing quality gameplay.

Gameplay Mechanics:

Includes features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, and more.

Technicals:

Server is run on dedicated hardware with top-of-the-line specifications to provide zero-lag gameplay.

Joining:

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Same IP, Port 19132). On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join.

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to play.hexarchon.net. For Bedrock players, use the same IP with Port 19132.

Q: What are some key gameplay features of HexArchon?

A: HexArchon offers unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, and Worlds to explore, along with Skylands and Dungeons.

Q: Is the server hardware powerful enough to provide a lag-free experience?

A: Yes, the server runs on dedicated hardware with top-of-the-line specifications to ensure zero-lag gameplay.

Q: How can I get more information about the server?

A: You can visit our website at www.hexarchon.net or join our Discord server for updates and discussions.

New Beginnings Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Beginner, BEGINNINGS, Communication, Computer, Computer skills, Exploring, first time, Friends, guidance, internet, introduction, kentucky, learning, MAKING FRIENDS, networking, new here, Online Community, Realm, socializing, Support, teach me, Technology

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of being a noob like this Kentucky dude? Well, come join our epic Minecraft server and we’ll teach you all the pro tips and tricks to dominate the game!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and non-stop fun!

Don’t be a noob, be a pro on our server! Who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of gamers to hang out with online?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show this Kentucky dude how it’s done!

MomMockerShutUpAITA

anger management, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Emotional support, emotional triggers, Empathy, Family issues, Guilt, hurt feelings, mental health, MomMockerShutUpAITA, OCD, parent guilt., Parent-child relationship, Reassurance, self-care

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your anxiety and OCD.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where you are in control, unlike dealing with annoying parents who just don’t understand. Let your creativity run wild as you create epic structures and explore new realms filled with excitement.

Forget about feeling guilty for screaming at your mom – on our server, you can let out all your frustrations in a healthy and hilarious way. Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle monsters, conquer dungeons, and make new friends who understand your need for a little bit of craziness in your life.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life worries behind. Let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

McBattleRoyale: FastFood Frenzy

battle, burger king, Chick-fil-A, colonel sanders, Competition, fast food mascots, fastfood, Fight, Frenzy, Hunger Games, Jack in the Box, kfc, McBattleRoyale, McDonalds, ronald mcdonald, strategy, Subway, Survival, taco bell, Tactics, Victory, Wendy, winner

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where fast food mascots come to life and battle it out in a Hunger Games-style fight! Picture this: Ronald McDonald throwing Big Macs at the KFC Colonel while the Burger King sneaks up from behind with a Whopper. It’s a fast food frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

Join our server and witness the epic showdowns between these iconic mascots. Will the Taco Bell Chihuahua outsmart the Wendy’s girl? Can the Subway guy outrun the Dairy Queen cone? The only way to find out is to jump in and join the chaos!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you see a giant inflatable tube man from a car dealership take on the Pillsbury Doughboy in a battle to the death? Plus, our custom-built map features all your favorite fast food restaurants, so you can grab a bite to eat in between battles.

Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have. Join now and let the fast food mascot mayhem begin!

NukeWorkersUnFiredLOL

administration, bureaucratic hurdles, Challenges, Communication, Decision making, employee relations, employment, Government, job retention, labor laws, nuclear safety workers, NukeWorkersUnFiredLOL, Outreach, policy, Reach, rehiring, safety regulations, staffing issues, Trump administration, un-fire, Workforce

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crops Grown:	3844
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the trump administration is tryna get in on the action. they wanna un-fire some nuclear safety workers but they can’t even figure out how to reach them cuz they too busy playin on our server. like, we got them hooked, man. come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll get a call from the president himself asking for help. crazy, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Medieval Smp

Adventure, arcane arts, boss fights, Discord, dragons, Enchantment, endless possibilities, Exploration, Fortresses, Ip:, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, Medieval, minecraft server, Modded, PvE, PvP, smp, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Server Name:	Medieval SMP
Description:	Adventure, magic, and epic battles come to life in this server. Build kingdoms, battle bosses, and explore a world rich in lore and enchantment.
Features:	Fight legendary bosses Build grand fortresses Master the arcane arts Explore a world of endless possibilities
Season:	Season Two just launched
Discord:	Join our Discord
IP Address:	88.211.212.7:25565

FAQ

Q: Is the server Whitelist?

A: Yes, the server is Whitelist. Contact us to join.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can build kingdoms, battle bosses, explore, and master different skills.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: We strive to update the server regularly to provide new content and fix any issues.

Q: Can I play alone or do I need to join a group?

A: You can play solo or join groups on the server. It’s up to you how you want to experience the game.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are enforced by our moderators.

Kurosanji’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, accident, Apology, controversy, discarded, Fans, graduate, Haven, Kurosanjis, Letters, Lost, mishap, mistake, mistaken, misunderstanding, New Kurosanji, Niji JP, scandal, Suzuka Aki, thrown away, Trash, YAB

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5366
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that just dropped like a hot potato? It’s like a mix of Niji JP and Suzuka Aki, but in blocky pixel form!

Join this server if you want your fan letters to Suzuka Aki to actually be appreciated and not mistaken for trash. No more accidental deletions here, just pure love and appreciation for your pixelated creations.

You’ll feel like a virtual superstar on this server, where your builds will be celebrated like a Niji JP graduation ceremony. So come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s build a world where fan letters are always treasured and never thrown away by “accident”!

TicketTugOfWar

aita, club, Cup final, Dilemma, domestic tournaments, eligibility, Event, Fans, final game, Generosity, Kindness, newcastle united, once in a lifetime, Season, Soccer, super bowl, ticket package, TICKETS, TicketTugOfWar, Tournament

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9557	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	3654	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you a fan of Newcastle United? Do you love soccer and epic tournament finals? Well, have I got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a once-in-a-lifetime experience that’s even better than watching your favorite team win the championship.

Just like the generous fan who gave up his ticket for a young soccer fan, our server is all about sharing the love and having a great time together. But be warned, if you forward your ticket to someone else, you might just end up missing out on all the fun – just like in the crazy story above!

So come join us on this wild ride of generosity, soccer fandom, and epic Minecraft adventures. Who knows, you might even end up with a ticket to the virtual championship game of a lifetime!

CultOfDiamonds Minecraft SMP

#group mentality, blind faith, BRAINWASHING, charismatic leader, Cult, cult following, cult leader, cult mentality, cult-like behavior, CultOfDiamonds, devotion, Dogma, extreme beliefs, fanaticism, fervor, idolization, indoctrination, Minecraft, Obsession, ritualistic behavior, smp, Worship, zealotry

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that’s like a cult but in a totally cool way. Like, people are OBSESSED with it, they sacrifice their diamond swords and chant “Creeper, oh man” at the moon every night. It’s wild, man.

So, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some crazy stuff. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and everyone had to fight them off with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was intense, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found full of llamas wearing top hats. Like, what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun on this server, man.

So, if you wanna join this cult…I mean, Minecraft SMP server, hit me up and I’ll send you the invite. Just be ready for some seriously wacky adventures, bro. It’s gonna be lit.

BatfearMan23

alter ego, BatfearMan23, Batman, BATS, Bravery, CAPE, Character, Comic, costume, fear, gotham city, Hero, inspiration, Justice, Logic, mask, name.., secret identity, SuperHero, symbol, Vigilante

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you ready to unleash your inner superhero on our Minecraft server? Join us and discover your true calling as a block-building, creeper-fighting legend!

Imagine this: you’re soaring through the pixelated skies, wearing a cape made entirely of diamond blocks, ready to save the day from any villainous mobs that dare to cross your path. Your superhero name? Blockbuster!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Batcave, where you can train with Batman himself (yes, he plays Minecraft too) and learn all his secret building techniques. Who knew the Dark Knight was such a pro at redstone contraptions?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the superhero you were always meant to be. Who knows, you might even team up with Superman and Wonder Woman for the ultimate Minecraft Justice League showdown!

EuroGuard Minecraft Server

Conflict prevention, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroGuard, european army, european union, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, peacekeeping efforts, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US respect, Zelenskiy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskiy himself callin for a European army to deter Russia and earn US respect. like, how crazy is that? imagine fightin off creepers and zombies with a whole army of Europeans, all while gettin mad respect from the US. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

UkraineCraftEU: No Peace Talks Here!

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, mediation, Négotiation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, talks, territorial disputes, Ukraine, UkraineCraftEU, united states, US envoy, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	6895	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that europe is like, not invited to the party. our us envoy said so. but that’s cool cuz u don’t need europe when u have us! we got all the peace talks u need, but with a twist – it’s all about building epic structures and battling dragons in the virtual world. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. so come join us and let’s show europe what they’re missing out on!

BlockCraft: Heart Attack Reduction

Attack, blockcraft, Breakthrough, cardiovascular, clinical trial, diabetes, health, Heart, heart attacks, Heart failure, Innovative, Kidney disease, Medical, medication, pharmaceutical, placebo, Prevention, reduction, research, Results, Sotagliflozin, strokes, Treatment

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8992	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ores Mined:	1067	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Infinity Stones Found:	4

OMG u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, it’s like taking a magical potion that reduces ur chances of heart attacks and strokes by 23%!!! It’s like ur character in the game becomes invincible, like a superhero with superpowers! Forget about mining for diamonds, just pop a pill and u’ll be unstoppable in the virtual world! Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior with the power of Sotagliflozin medication! Your enemies won’t know what hit them, cuz u’ll be too busy slaying dragons and saving the virtual world from destruction! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a Minecraft legend!

What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

furiousfade, gd, glock, gta 5 rp, HHP, Minecraft, newleaf, Newleaf city, serious rp, Server, server furiousfade, Switch

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Farms Harvested:	736
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

FuriousFade is a talented content creator known for his high-energy and entertaining gaming videos. With a strong following on various platforms, he has gained a reputation for his skillful gameplay and engaging personality. Fans appreciate his consistency in producing quality content and his dedication to building a strong community around his channel. FuriousFade continues to grow in popularity and is constantly expanding his reach within the gaming community.

❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft

1000 lvl, Anarchy, banner, Cases, Cheats, description, Donations, Dupe, Free Admin, free cases, Free Donations, GIF, Grief, Hearts, Hus, Large Online, Lazy, Minecraft, Parkour, player, Server, Servers, Storage, TrulyMine, Without Anticheat

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	507088	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Animals Bred:	98	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	742	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	1505	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8