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Asgard Server 1.3.2 Minecraft server

2012, application, Asgard, building blocks, ELYTRA, Gaming, lighting bugs, Memories, Minecraft, Mob Spawners, netherite, Nostalgia, Old, Play, Server, version 1.3.2, vk, Whitelist

Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)

I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Items Found:	7656
Dragon Eggs Found:	8667	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

autism, Childhood, coping mechanism, coping strategy, Cruel, mental health, Minecraft, outgoing, parents, PEERS, Popular, psyching yourself out, retarded, Server, sociable, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social interactions, Social Skills, socialization, socializing, socially, socially retarded, well-liked

Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

accepting fault, acknowledging truth, admitting fault, admitting mistakes, Apology, Apology accepted, forgiveness, growth, humility, I Was Wrong, learning from errors, learning from past mistakes, Minecraft, moving forward, reconciliation, SELF AWARENESS, smp, taking responsibility, unexpected confession, wrong, you were right

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

brother’s wedding, ceremony exclusion, emotional wounds, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, feeling excluded, forgiveness, forgiveness and forget, Groomsman, grudge, holding grudges, hurt feelings, open mic, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, Speech, wedding etiquette, wedding snub, WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4069

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

Astonishing, Edition, facts, fck, hard to believe., jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, MineFacts, Shocking.., statistics, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable data, unbelievable discoveries, unbelievable facts, unbelievable figures, unbelievable findings, unbelievable information, unbelievable numbers, unbelievable records, unbelievable research, unbelievable statistics, unbelievable truths

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

$965 million, arms sales, CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom965M, defense budget, Defense Contracts, defense deals, defense exports, defense industry, defense partnership, defense procurement, defense sales, defense spending, defense trade, foreign policy, India, international relations, italy, military equipment, Romania, security cooperation, US State Dept, weapons procurement

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Endless Night Skies:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Farms Harvested:	399

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, HANDCRAFTED, japanese art, Japanese culture, Japanese woodworking, Kumiko art, Kumiko board, Kumiko craftsmanship, Kumiko design, Kumiko patterns, Kumiko technique, Kumiko woodworking, Kumikos, Minecraft, Server, traditional woodworking, woodworking, woodworking art, woodworking community, woodworking craftsmanship, woodworking hobby, woodworking inspiration, woodworking projects, woodworking tools

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Emeralds Found:	7181
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

#earworm, brain on loop, brainworm, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, current song, ear candy, Melody, mental playlist, Minecraft, Music, music stuck, musical obsession., repeat, smp, song stuck, SongStuckInMyHead, stuck in brain, stuck in head, stuck on repeat, tune

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	1806
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0