The Misadventures of a Bunch of Adults Playing Modded Minecraft on Java Server

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Dedicated
Server Version	1.20.1
Community Features	Community Checklist, Ticket Support System, Active Staff Team

Modpack

Magic	Ars Magic Blood Magic (+ Ars Compatibility) Iron Spells Botania
Adventure
Building + Extra	Create + It’s Tasty Add Ons Farmers Delight Sophisticated Backpacks Functional Storage FTB Claims
World Gen	Tectonic & Regions Unexplored

Links

Modpack Download: Google Drive

Discord: Join Us

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server requirements?	You’ll need to be an adult with a machine that has enough RAM to spare for the game profile.
Is the server always online?	Yes, it’s a 24/7 server.
Can I get support if I encounter any issues?	Yes, we have a ticket support system and an active staff team to help resolve any problems.
How can I install the modpack?	The modpack is stored on Google Drive, and installation instructions are provided in the Discord server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	95	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Boobs & Blocks: Where Anime Girls Rule & Chests are Large

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with anime girls with large chests! That’s right, you can build and explore while being surrounded by the most bodacious babes in all of Minecraftia.

But wait, there’s more! These anime girls aren’t just for show – they actually help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers with their superpowers. Need a pickaxe? Just ask one of our busty beauties to summon one for you with a flick of her wrist.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, only those brave enough to face the anime girls’ challenges will be able to claim the loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those jealous Endermen – they’re not too happy about all the attention the anime girls are getting.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	9606	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Memes R Us

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and rainbow-colored sheep.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Steve himself has been spotted busting a move on the dance floor, showing off his best flossing skills.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where you can challenge the Wither to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: Where Creeper’s are the Real MVPs

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Are you tired of playing on servers that don’t even bother to use real Indian names? Well, look no further because our server is so inclusive, we even have a village named after every Indian name in existence! Join us and experience the ultimate diversity in Minecraft – from Pajeet to Rajesh to Parvati, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find the Diamond Cow will be blessed with infinite diamonds for the rest of their Minecraft days.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a pack of friendly Ender Dragons who will swoop in and protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience? That’s right, our Ender Dragons are not only fierce warriors, but they’re also great at giving hugs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magic of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Bawdy Books: Where Minecraft meets R18 in a hilarious adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us for a server experience like no other, where R18 books are discussed in the zatsu part of a random stream and fanart of holomems takes center stage.

But that’s not all – we have a special surprise for you! One of our players plans to debut their own mother as a milfbait model on April 1st. And let’s just say, the demand for R18 fanart of her mother is through the roof! Will she be overshadowed by her own mom? Only time will tell on this crazy server.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what outrageous stories and antics await you in our one-of-a-kind community. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Star Shards Collected:	182
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TNTifa’s Explosive Adventures: Creeper-Free Zone for Final Fantasy Fans

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the server for you! On our server, we have a strict rule that everyone must choose Tifa as their favorite Final Fantasy character. Why, you ask? Because Tifa is the ultimate badass who can kick creeper butt with just one punch!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Legend has it that whoever defeats Cluck Norris will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a floating island in the sky where players can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic rewards. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Runes Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafting Chaos: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy in 2 days…or 2 weeks?

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Are you tired of impending doom and gloom? Looking for a way to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, where you can choose to fight for either Team Israel or Team Iran. Who needs a war when you can have a virtual battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train future world leaders in diplomacy and conflict resolution. So come on, join us and show off your skills in building alliances and blowing stuff up!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Magic Items Found:	4455	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Over the Hillcraft

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Are you tired of adulting and feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the responsibilities of the real world!

Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures, build incredible creations, and make new friends from all around the world. Who needs a good job and a spouse when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

Forget about losing hope and feeling envious of others, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and live out your wildest dreams. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	268
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Star Shards Collected:	241
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score

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Are you tired of being like Ataru and not being able to get girls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate chick magnet! Our pixelated world is filled with stunning landscapes, epic builds, and adorable animals that will make any girl swoon. Join us and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or creepers to Steve)! Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the romance begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Crops Grown:	8537	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Mexy Madness – Join the ‘/mex/’ Server for a Fiesta of Fun!

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Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and only finding average-looking profiles? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the edición prieta promedio de tinder you’ve been searching for! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated hotties and steamy virtual dates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual paradise filled with gorgeous avatars and endless possibilities for romance. They built a pixelated mansion for their pixelated lover and lived happily ever after in the land of Minecraft love.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like speed dating in the Nether, romantic boat rides in the End, and even a special Valentine’s Day fireworks display in the sky. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our edición prieta promedio de tinder Minecraft server today and swipe right on love!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Emeralds Found:	6435
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixel Poo Palace: Where Creepers are just misunderstood, and chinkshit is always in style

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing! And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping golden apples wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets and feathers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, the only thing crazier than our server is the fact that we managed to get away with calling it “Enjoy your chinkshit while it lasts. China isn’t gonna be here in 10 years.” Let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness

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Are you tired of modern men being total wimps? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner caveman! Build massive fortresses, hunt for your own food, and show off your survival skills in a world where only the strongest survive.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will test your limits. From dodging lava pits to battling hordes of zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden somewhere on our server. Find it and you’ll become the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dare to challenge you.

So why waste your time with weaklings when you can join our server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be? Join now and show the world what a real man looks like!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ores Mined:	2729	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft Madness: Genshin Edition – Join the chaos at /gig/ server!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the wildest parties in the Nether!

2. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated Herobrine not once, but twice. They’re basically Minecraft gods.

3. We have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures in the game. Just like in Genshin Impact, but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft.

4. Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to kick some blocky butt.

5. Our weapon banner includes Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword). These weapons are so powerful, they can slice through obsidian like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pickaxe shattered by the sheer awesomeness of it all.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	6193	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Anon’s Anti-Social Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Shower of Mystical Enlightenment, where players can cleanse their souls and gain superhuman powers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get showering together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cringe harder than watching your old favorite anime, Oreigaru? Look no further! Our server is like the OG Gundam of Minecraft servers – outdated and full of awkward moments. But don’t worry, we’ve got pacing issues like DBZ to keep things interesting. Join us for a constant stream of second-hand embarrassment and questionable quotes that will make you rethink your life choices. Who needs Rent a girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Join us now for a cringe-worthy experience you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Potions Brewed:	116

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ChudCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance-off!

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Welcome to The Troonslayer, where the only thing more epic than our battles is our sense of humor! Join us on this wild ride through a world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join The Troonslayer, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. They laughed so hard that they forgot they were in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombies! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary Troonslayer himself, a player so skilled that he once defeated a dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

So come join us at The Troonslayer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have non-stop laughs and epic moments? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our llama rodeo every Saturday is not to be missed!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Secret Passages Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.