Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Ores Mined: 8529
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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